| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #569 | Goodfella contract | 23 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #211 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 23 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #780 | Valentine | 21 |
| #336 | Wolfman Nardz | 3 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #482 | black candy heart | 13 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #339 | bone flute | 2 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #78 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 23 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #1790 | box of sunshine | 85 |
| #1149 | brick | 23 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #781 | candied yams | 11 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #266 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 23 |
| #390 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 4 |
| #368 | cocktail napkin | 8 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #423 | dark potion | 23 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #730 | flute of flat champagne | 2 |
| #102 | foie gras | 20 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #831 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #466 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #392 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #637 | herbal stuffing | 12 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1448 | monomolecular yo-yo | 6 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #691 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #828 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #304 | powdered organs | 6 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #312 | ribbon candy | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1516 | robotronic egg | 9 |
| #350 | savoy truffle | 5 |
| #340 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 5 |
| #172 | shiny butcherknife | 7 |
| #231 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #474 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 4 |
| #530 | shot of tomato schnapps | 3 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #481 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #790 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 3 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #109 | spooky eyeliner | 23 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #109 | spooky lipstick | 23 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1216 | string of blue beads | 9 |
| #1500 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #1283 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #717 | tofurkey gravy | 12 |
| #853 | tofurkey leg | 10 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #19 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #307 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #429 | vodka and cranberry | 3 |
| #312 | wad of cotton | 10 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1185 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |