| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 3 |
| #777 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #289 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #621 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 8 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1021 | Crimbuck | 603 |
| #348 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #173 | Ram's Face Lager | 278 |
| #463 | Schrödinger's thermos | 29 |
| #396 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #86 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #83 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #78 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #424 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #457 | antique record album | 5 |
| #152 | antique souvenir drawing | 5 |
| #1209 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #85 | bad-ass club | 2 |
| #1292 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #395 | blue class ring | 6 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| #707 | buckyball | 6 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #2973 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #395 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #9 | club of corruption | 6 |
| #402 | colorful plastic ball | 35 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1153 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #890 | doll house | 4 |
| #1066 | dollhive | 4 |
| #149 | dried face | 30 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #344 | enchanted bean | 6 |
| #372 | enormous belt buckle | 7 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #238 | executive mime flask | 3 |
| #1813 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #1303 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3222 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #3142 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1264 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 12 |
| #1201 | ice-cold Willer | 8 |
| #1108 | ice-cold fotie | 3 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #14 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 2 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #56 | mime army superserum | 3 |
| #142 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #41 | miming gloves | 2 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #220 | nanite-infested candy cane | 76 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #193 | nega-mushroom | 7 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #60 | plastic cup of beer | 48 |
| #1200 | possessed top | 4 |
| #214 | quantum taco | 115 |
| #1577 | rogue swarmer | 38 |
| #2421 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #165 | silent I | 2 |
| #113 | silent L | 2 |
| #127 | silent M | 3 |
| #22 | silent O | 27 |
| #39 | silent P | 13 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #28 | silver keg | 2 |
| #103 | spider web | 621 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #517 | strange shiny disc | 8 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2069 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2049 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2169 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #798 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1748 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #1521 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2060 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #2496 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #2243 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #2472 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2259 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #3331 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4812 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #4814 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2114 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3269 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #2015 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1274 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2861 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #3370 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2843 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2297 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #1559 | top | 2 |
| #1790 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #210 | warehouse key | 2 |