| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 3 |
| #777 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #289 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #620 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 8 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1023 | Crimbuck | 603 |
| #347 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #173 | Ram's Face Lager | 278 |
| #464 | Schrödinger's thermos | 29 |
| #398 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #423 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #400 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #456 | antique record album | 5 |
| #152 | antique souvenir drawing | 5 |
| #1205 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #84 | bad-ass club | 2 |
| #1289 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #394 | blue class ring | 6 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| #706 | buckyball | 6 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #2971 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #9 | club of corruption | 6 |
| #402 | colorful plastic ball | 35 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #890 | doll house | 4 |
| #1066 | dollhive | 4 |
| #149 | dried face | 30 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #344 | enchanted bean | 6 |
| #372 | enormous belt buckle | 7 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #236 | executive mime flask | 3 |
| #1812 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #1303 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1264 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 12 |
| #1201 | ice-cold Willer | 8 |
| #1108 | ice-cold fotie | 3 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #14 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 2 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #56 | mime army superserum | 3 |
| #141 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #42 | miming gloves | 2 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #219 | nanite-infested candy cane | 76 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #192 | nega-mushroom | 7 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #60 | plastic cup of beer | 48 |
| #1199 | possessed top | 4 |
| #215 | quantum taco | 115 |
| #1576 | rogue swarmer | 38 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #165 | silent I | 2 |
| #113 | silent L | 2 |
| #127 | silent M | 3 |
| #22 | silent O | 27 |
| #39 | silent P | 13 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #28 | silver keg | 2 |
| #103 | spider web | 621 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #517 | strange shiny disc | 8 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3363 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #2238 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #2471 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2254 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #2010 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2015 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #1372 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1725 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1789 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #209 | warehouse key | 2 |