| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #39 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 3 |
| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #288 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #617 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 8 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1024 | Crimbuck | 603 |
| #345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #172 | Ram's Face Lager | 278 |
| #463 | Schrödinger's thermos | 29 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #151 | antique souvenir drawing | 5 |
| #1204 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #83 | bad-ass club | 2 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #389 | blue class ring | 6 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| #705 | buckyball | 6 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #8 | club of corruption | 6 |
| #402 | colorful plastic ball | 35 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #1065 | dollhive | 4 |
| #149 | dried face | 30 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #345 | enchanted bean | 6 |
| #370 | enormous belt buckle | 7 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #235 | executive mime flask | 3 |
| #1811 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #1302 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1266 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 12 |
| #1204 | ice-cold Willer | 8 |
| #1106 | ice-cold fotie | 3 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #14 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 2 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #55 | mime army superserum | 3 |
| #142 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #42 | miming gloves | 2 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #219 | nanite-infested candy cane | 76 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #191 | nega-mushroom | 7 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #58 | plastic cup of beer | 48 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #214 | quantum taco | 115 |
| #1577 | rogue swarmer | 38 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #163 | silent I | 2 |
| #111 | silent L | 2 |
| #127 | silent M | 3 |
| #22 | silent O | 27 |
| #39 | silent P | 13 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #28 | silver keg | 2 |
| #103 | spider web | 621 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #517 | strange shiny disc | 8 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1788 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #205 | warehouse key | 2 |