| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #1148 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #993 | Crimbo fudge | 6 |
| #1095 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #102 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 5 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #282 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 3 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 2 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #760 | FDKOL commendation | 13 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #94 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 5 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #868 | Go-Wassail | 6 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #92 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 2 |
| #455 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 24 |
| #478 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 21 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #657 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 8 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #727 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 6 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #304 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #755 | bananagate | 4 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #695 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #522 | booty chest charrrm | 5 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #729 | bottle of Blank-Out | 4 |
| #578 | bottle of bubbles | 6 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #603 | cannonball charrrm | 3 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #456 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #551 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 4 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #108 | electrical thingamabob | 148 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #445 | fetid feather | 11 |
| #242 | fiery wing | 17 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #666 | flaming feather | 4 |
| #121 | flask of mining oil | 31 |
| #141 | flask of tainted mining oil | 60 |
| #497 | flirtatious feather | 7 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #530 | frightful feather | 8 |
| #539 | frigid fudgepuck | 3 |
| #544 | frozen feather | 8 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #727 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1035 | fudgecule | 69 |
| #2177 | golden ring | 30 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #933 | green gummi ingot | 3 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #231 | high-energy mining laser | 3 |
| #303 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #1376 | iGoogly | 3 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #299 | incense bath ball | 3 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #864 | jerky coins | 7 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1970 | killing feather | 20 |
| #719 | kumquartz | 4 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #935 | lollipop stick | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #380 | molten brick | 6 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #490 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #746 | pearidot | 3 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #115 | petit fortran | 5 |
| #321 | plastic ingot | 6 |
| #248 | pog #01 (spider) | 4 |
| #298 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 3 |
| #373 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 2 |
| #306 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #391 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 2 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #266 | pog #09 (pirate) | 4 |
| #405 | pog #10 (hobo) | 2 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #739 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #227 | radiation-resistant helmet | 4 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #930 | red gummi ingot | 3 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1544 | robotronic egg | 8 |
| #2285 | rogue swarmer | 17 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #137 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #2318 | sawblade fragment | 11 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #644 | silver tongue charrrm | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #157 | space jam | 3 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #817 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #5334 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #656 | superheated fudge | 2 |
| #864 | sweet mochi ball | 2 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #953 | theoretical string | 8 |
| #626 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 3 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 4 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 5 |
| #131 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #305 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 6 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #222 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #727 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #478 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #181 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #475 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #863 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 4 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #422 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 6 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #372 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 5 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #653 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 6 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 6 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #589 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 7 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #557 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #678 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 6 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #428 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 10 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #748 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 5 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #854 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #832 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
| #840 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
| #959 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #742 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 5 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #538 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 8 |
| #532 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 8 |
| #663 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 6 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #555 | tiny plastic fire servant | 4 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #586 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 7 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #482 | tiny plastic moneybee | 9 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #847 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #692 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #158 | toe jam | 3 |
| #705 | tourmalime | 4 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #156 | traffic jam | 3 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #483 | trilobite fossil | 8 |
| #2472 | unstable laser battery | 12 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #224 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
| #114 | warbear energy bracers | 2 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #47 | warbear feasting bread | 16 |
| #53 | warbear feasting mead | 14 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #197 | warbear helm fragment | 28 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #296 | warbear metalworking primer | 3 |
| #364 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 2 |
| #219 | warbear requisition box | 14 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #217 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #194 | warbear trouser fragment | 28 |
| #118 | warbear wardance potion | 15 |
| #667 | wind-up meatcar | 6 |
| #911 | yellow gummi ingot | 4 |