| #125 | 1,970 carat gold | 2 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1398 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #446 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #2144 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #536 | Steal This Candy | 2 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 6 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #19 | Xiblaxian holo-bowtie | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #50 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #334 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1531 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #158 | breath mint | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1264 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #112 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3055 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #361 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #53 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #60 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #2029 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1756 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #68 | rhinestone | 23 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1811 | roll of toilet paper | 7 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #328 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #2132 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #2204 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #15 | topiary noseplugs | 1 |
| #128 | topiary nugglet | 8 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |