| #161 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 12 |
| #1015 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #772 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #570 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1552 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1704 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #320 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #1155 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #142 | El Vibrato power sphere | 10 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #699 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #106 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #718 | Iron Beta of Industry | 8 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #224 | Mae West | 3 |
| #690 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 4 |
| #118 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 12 |
| #988 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #630 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #67 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 11 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #155 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #314 | SPF 451 lip balm | 7 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #101 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1166 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #773 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #799 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #628 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #802 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1093 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1271 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #746 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #617 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #489 | around the world | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #340 | baggie of powdered sugar | 61 |
| #820 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #425 | black pudding | 4 |
| #465 | black spot | 1 |
| #1299 | blood flower | 2 |
| #624 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #671 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #419 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #387 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1499 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #637 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1755 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #725 | cocoa egg | 8 |
| #529 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #218 | corncob pipe | 7 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #306 | cup of infinite pencils | 4 |
| #143 | cyclops eyedrops | 4 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1521 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #158 | dense meat stack | 7,777 |
| #583 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #279 | donkey flipbook | 3 |
| #123 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #371 | fake blood | 3 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #107 | frayed rope belt | 12 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #82 | glimmering roc feather | 3 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #249 | grue egg omelette | 11 |
| #2517 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #552 | herb brownies | 23 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #135 | irradiated pet snacks | 2 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #281 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #223 | lucky bottlecap | 7 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #885 | meat stack | 4 |
| #1083 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #285 | panhandle panhandling hat | 5 |
| #1217 | paperclip | 1 |
| #110 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 7 |
| #495 | pork elf goodies sack | 13 |
| #1024 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1102 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #976 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #187 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
| #340 | scented massage oil | 4 |
| #126 | shrinking powder | 4 |
| #70 | silent A | 1 |
| #139 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #136 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #70 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #213 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #917 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #1419 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #332 | spooky cosmetics bag | 7 |
| #279 | spooky wad | 5 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1585 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1707 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #932 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #159 | stone wool | 3 |
| #361 | tasty tart | 4 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #261 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #767 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 10 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 9 |
| #1092 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #508 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 5 |
| #285 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 9 |
| #775 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #517 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 6 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #435 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 10 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #390 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 11 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1096 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #398 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 11 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1223 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #377 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #377 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 11 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #912 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #300 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 8 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #683 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 6 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 9 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #804 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #686 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #6124 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #432 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 10 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #605 | tiny plastic astronomer | 12 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #330 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 13 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #435 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 10 |
| #526 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 8 |
| #365 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 12 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #358 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 12 |
| #665 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 6 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #2219 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #337 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 13 |
| #280 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 15 |
| #593 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 7 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #926 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 7 |
| #1060 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #737 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 10 |
| #540 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 13 |
| #269 | tiny plastic fire servant | 9 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1415 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #329 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 13 |
| #3269 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #923 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #6176 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic moneybee | 18 |
| #4852 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #346 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 13 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #358 | tiny plastic peacannon | 7 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic scary clown | 8 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #361 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 7 |
| #4906 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #3309 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4897 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #309 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 8 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #930 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #940 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #1046 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #676 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #602 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #569 | white Canadian | 3 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #334 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #237 | yellow brick road | 3 |