| #160 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 12 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #773 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #319 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #140 | El Vibrato power sphere | 10 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #714 | Iron Beta of Industry | 8 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #220 | Mae West | 3 |
| #689 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 4 |
| #118 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 12 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #67 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 11 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #147 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #313 | SPF 451 lip balm | 7 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1155 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #785 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #744 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #340 | baggie of powdered sugar | 61 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #422 | black pudding | 4 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #1294 | blood flower | 2 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #720 | cocoa egg | 8 |
| #531 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #218 | corncob pipe | 7 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #307 | cup of infinite pencils | 4 |
| #143 | cyclops eyedrops | 4 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1520 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #162 | dense meat stack | 7,777 |
| #579 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #281 | donkey flipbook | 3 |
| #118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #371 | fake blood | 3 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #107 | frayed rope belt | 12 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #82 | glimmering roc feather | 3 |
| #1682 | green beer | 2 |
| #250 | grue egg omelette | 11 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #551 | herb brownies | 23 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #135 | irradiated pet snacks | 2 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #279 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #223 | lucky bottlecap | 7 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #886 | meat stack | 4 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #284 | panhandle panhandling hat | 5 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #110 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 7 |
| #491 | pork elf goodies sack | 13 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #971 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #179 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
| #341 | scented massage oil | 4 |
| #126 | shrinking powder | 4 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #148 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #86 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #74 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #333 | spooky cosmetics bag | 7 |
| #279 | spooky wad | 5 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #157 | stone wool | 3 |
| #361 | tasty tart | 4 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #766 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 10 |
| #486 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 9 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #507 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 5 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 9 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 6 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #435 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 10 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #388 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 11 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #396 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 11 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #931 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #372 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 11 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #910 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #298 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 8 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #678 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 6 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 9 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #803 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #428 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 10 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #605 | tiny plastic astronomer | 12 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #330 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 13 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #432 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 10 |
| #523 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 8 |
| #363 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 12 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #359 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 12 |
| #663 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 6 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 13 |
| #277 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 15 |
| #589 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 7 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 7 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #735 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 10 |
| #538 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 13 |
| #266 | tiny plastic fire servant | 9 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1411 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #326 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 13 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #920 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #234 | tiny plastic moneybee | 18 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #342 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 13 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #354 | tiny plastic peacannon | 7 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic scary clown | 8 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #359 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 7 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #306 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 8 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #939 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #567 | white Canadian | 3 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #236 | yellow brick road | 3 |