| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #133 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #390 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #33 | Bag o' Tricks | 2 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #1342 | Crimbuck | 300 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #168 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #95 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #114 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #53 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 2 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #40 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 2 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #104 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #129 | Wolfman Nardz | 12 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #399 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #651 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #341 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #227 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #215 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #175 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 12 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #83 | colorful plastic ball | 1,000 |
| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #92 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #73 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #983 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #265 | dry martini | 1 |
| #211 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #132 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #161 | fancy canapés | 3 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #36 | floaty stone sphere | 2 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #198 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #185 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #111 | gingerbread house | 5 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #71 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #140 | lint | 1 |
| #228 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #78 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #147 | mulled cider | 12 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #142 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #178 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #318 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #70 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #76 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #188 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #622 | salty slug | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #76 | screwdiver | 1 |
| #231 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #305 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #173 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #167 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #138 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #54 | spooky rattling cigar box | 2 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #199 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #180 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #161 | string of Crimbo lights | 4 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #96 | thermos of brew | 5 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #143 | tin rations | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #140 | white-label gin | 1 |