| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #859 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #501 | Cloaca grenade | 30 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #969 | Crown of the Goblin King | 25 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #88 | Goodfella contract | 625 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #632 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 4 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 9 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #386 | antique hand mirror | 6 |
| #2088 | badass belt | 25 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #930 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #391 | blue glowstick | 4 |
| #238 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 27 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #44 | bowl of topioca | 1 |
| #1557 | box of sunshine | 110 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #559 | candied kobold | 5 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #479 | disassembled clover | 104 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #269 | fancy bath salts | 54 |
| #790 | filthy lucre | 43 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2177 | golden ring | 30 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #227 | grue egg omelette | 13 |
| #2689 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #232 | jar of swamp gas | 270 |
| #1093 | jazz soap | 15 |
| #2698 | laser-broiled pear | 6 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #294 | lucky rabbit's foot | 22 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1269 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #674 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #7 | pack of KWE trading card | 259 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #458 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #130 | puce paisley oyster egg | 16 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1743 | rogue swarmer | 34 |
| #753 | roll of toilet paper | 82 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1217 | string of blue beads | 9 |
| #1386 | string of green beads | 7 |
| #972 | string of red beads | 12 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1336 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 37 |
| #1735 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 29 |
| #1018 | stuffed angry cow | 48 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #1485 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 35 |
| #1170 | stuffed cocoabo | 41 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1042 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 48 |
| #1005 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 49 |
| #1357 | stuffed hand turkey | 38 |
| #2067 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #844 | stuffed ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1489 | stuffed scary death orb | 35 |
| #1158 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 43 |
| #1075 | stuffed snowy owl | 45 |
| #1255 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1544 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1356 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 38 |
| #160 | sugar-coated pine cone | 20 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #16 | toothbrush | 166 |
| #423 | towel | 23 |
| #2125 | unstable DNA | 3 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |