Howiefeltersnatch

RankItemQuantity
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#266ASCII shirt7
#1057Bulky Buddy Box2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#917CRIMBCO mug10
#747CRIMBCO wine10
#29CRIMBCOIDS mints56
#9CRIMBCOLOAF181
#1199Corpse Island iced tea3
#13Crimbo pie1,005
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#610Dickory Farms Gift Basket10
🥈General Assembly Module3
#873Knob Goblin firecracker6
#80LED block17
#221M-24255
#40Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler68
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#49SPF 451 lip balm41
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#131bag of lard9
#603bath ball gift set8
#421battered Crimbo Crate26
#14black eyedrops38
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#980borg sock monkey1
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#203bottle of antifreeze5
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#89bottle of rhinoceros hormones5
🥈bounty-hunting helmet12
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1627buckyball1
#1590can of Binarrrca2
#28can of CRIMBCOLA55
#82can of spinach21
#102candy kneecapping stick16
#7candy knuckles462
🥈carbonite visor1
#802cement sandals1
#943cheap elven gloves3
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#322club necklace19
#1214corpse on the beach3
#1221corpsetini3
#919cyborg doll1
#1245cyborg stompin' boot2
#511diamond necklace13
#582distilled fortified wine3
#1607dollhive1
#655donkey flipbook1
#526dusty Crimbo crate21
#1416elven cellocello14
#855elven socks4
#1176elven suicide capsule16
#293fake blood4
#290fancy chocolate car11
#1427festive holiday hat1
#113[2426]fire flower10
#281freezerburned ice cube1
#214gingerbread house3
#1883gingerbread mutant bugbear3
#692golden ring40
#1386gray bow tie1
#1225gyroscope1
#1411heart necklace5
#1370herringcello13
🥈hi-density nylocite leg armor1
#712iGoogly21
#1588immense cyborg hand3
#720irradiated candy cane6
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#208jawbruiser11
🥈kevlateflocite helmet1
#1863killing feather23
🥈laser cannon1
🥈laser targeting chip1
#737laser-broiled pear12
#75licorice garrote20
#575marionette collective1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#449motivational poster10
#1120mylar scout drone3
#3075nanite-infested candy cane2
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#182nanofiber cloth34
#1125night-vision goggles1
#1616oozenog3
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#61pack of KWE trading card37
#644pair of bolt cutters5
#1018paperclip5
#102paperclip cape1
#98paperclip pants1
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#1057passable elf mask5
#1303patent leather shoes1
#1222penguin focaccia bread15
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
🥈plexifoam chin strap1
#5plum wine700
#1064pocketwatch on a chain2
#834poison pen2
#83poltergeist-in-the-jar-o9
#2126polyalloy shield1
🥈polymorphic fastening apparatus1
#379pulsing flesh9
#303rigid carapace12
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#1545robotronic egg8
#1974rogue swarmer28
#630rubber WWBD? bracelet12
#301rubber WWJD? bracelet21
#676rubber WWSPD? bracelet11
#734rubber WWtNSD? bracelet10
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#1954sawblade fragment26
#103scissor duck1
🥈set of Unobtainium straps1
#210set of jacks1
#310shrinking powder1
🥈silicon-infused gluteal shield1
#438slow jam collection10
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#557spade necklace12
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#533strange shiny disc7
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#654stuffed Cheshire bitten68
#556stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech78
#926stuffed angry cow52
#626stuffed astral badger75
#574stuffed baby gravy fairy80
#581stuffed cocoabo74
#703stuffed flaming gravy fairy67
#654stuffed frozen gravy fairy72
#2980stuffed gray blob1
#660stuffed hand turkey70
#690stuffed mind flayer69
#3112stuffed monocle1
#745stuffed scary death orb65
#716stuffed sleazy gravy fairy66
#648stuffed snowy owl69
#475stuffed spooky gravy fairy90
#1049stuffed spooky mushroom8
#583stuffed stinky gravy fairy76
#808stuffed undead elbow macaroni60
#402sturdy Crimbo crate40
#11sturdy sword hilt50
#326synthetic stuffing31
#193tasty tart9
#1963teddy borg1
#255teeny-tiny magic scroll3
#497theoretical string27
#438throwing wrench9
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#4915tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#6122tiny plastic angry goat2
#4863tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#6143tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#6188tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#3969tiny plastic cocoabo4
#4886tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#6181tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#4858tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#4810tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#6149tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#8069tiny plastic killer bee1
#4877tiny plastic leprechaun3
#6185tiny plastic levitating potato2
#3976tiny plastic mosquito4
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4798tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#1767tiny plastic seal clubber3
#6201tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#6129tiny plastic stab bat2
#4892tiny plastic star starfish3
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#477toy deathbot2
#580toy hoverpad21
#921toy maglev monorail1
#377triangular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#455twitching claw10
#1415unstable DNA19
#1750unstable laser battery31
#2320vibrating cyborg knife2
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#250white hat hacker T-shirt5

Wow, that's 4,983 items total!

what items are this player missing?