| #397 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 4 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1974 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #1783 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3208 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1306 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #780 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 2 |
| #800 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 2 |
| #239 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #850 | Mohawk wig | 2 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #954 | bar skin | 3 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #931 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #488 | bone rattle | 2 |
| #498 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #623 | broken sword | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #919 | chef's hat | 2 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #722 | clown skin | 2 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #623 | cold ninja mask | 2 |
| #529 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #357 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #768 | demon skin | 3 |
| #1204 | disco mask | 6 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1910 | elven cellocello | 5 |
| #1099 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #685 | elven socks | 6 |
| #1863 | elven suicide capsule | 2 |
| #386 | enchanted toothpick | 3 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #849 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #737 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #600 | gnauga hide | 3 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #624 | gob of wet hair | 8 |
| #548 | golden ring | 42 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #272 | grave robbing shovel | 5 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #733 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #184 | halfberd | 3 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #328 | harem girl t-shirt | 3 |
| #1409 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #610 | iGoogly | 28 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1019 | jar of swamp gas | 7 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #731 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #486 | miner's helmet | 4 |
| #602 | miner's pants | 2 |
| #892 | monomolecular yo-yo | 33 |
| #500 | mylar scout drone | 10 |
| #1322 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #424 | pitchfork | 3 |
| #163 | pixel hat | 2 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #716 | pool cue | 4 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #528 | puce paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | red striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1103 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1617 | rogue swarmer | 37 |
| #2145 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1840 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1484 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #489 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 5 |
| #1749 | sawblade fragment | 31 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1976 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #175 | star buckler | 2 |
| #766 | star chart | 4 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #147 | star throwing star | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #3308 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #4533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3382 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #2658 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #3793 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3295 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3426 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3804 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #3617 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #4274 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3241 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #3386 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3107 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #2920 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #4567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3224 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #321 | tiny ninja sword | 3 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #967 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1431 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1105 | toy hoverpad | 6 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #833 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #1472 | unstable DNA | 17 |
| #1787 | unstable laser battery | 30 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #354 | yak skin | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |