| #397 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 4 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1973 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1300 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #776 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 2 |
| #798 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 2 |
| #238 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #850 | Mohawk wig | 2 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #957 | bar skin | 3 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #930 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #486 | bone rattle | 2 |
| #499 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #922 | chef's hat | 2 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #723 | clown skin | 2 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #623 | cold ninja mask | 2 |
| #530 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #358 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #768 | demon skin | 3 |
| #1200 | disco mask | 6 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1908 | elven cellocello | 5 |
| #1100 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #685 | elven socks | 6 |
| #1863 | elven suicide capsule | 2 |
| #385 | enchanted toothpick | 3 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #739 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #601 | gnauga hide | 3 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #624 | gob of wet hair | 8 |
| #548 | golden ring | 42 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #272 | grave robbing shovel | 5 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #184 | halfberd | 3 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #327 | harem girl t-shirt | 3 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #610 | iGoogly | 28 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1019 | jar of swamp gas | 7 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #484 | miner's helmet | 4 |
| #599 | miner's pants | 2 |
| #891 | monomolecular yo-yo | 33 |
| #500 | mylar scout drone | 10 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #424 | pitchfork | 3 |
| #162 | pixel hat | 2 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #714 | pool cue | 4 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #528 | puce paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | red striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1618 | rogue swarmer | 37 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #487 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 5 |
| #1749 | sawblade fragment | 31 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #175 | star buckler | 2 |
| #765 | star chart | 4 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #147 | star throwing star | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3370 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #2653 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3286 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3417 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #3610 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3231 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3098 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #2911 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3214 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #321 | tiny ninja sword | 3 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #966 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1105 | toy hoverpad | 6 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #834 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #1474 | unstable DNA | 17 |
| #1788 | unstable laser battery | 30 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |