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#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
#390 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 7 |
#815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
#175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
#83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
#612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
#1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
#228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
#1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
#2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
#42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
#211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
#126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
#186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
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#594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
#725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
#595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
#88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
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#125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
#173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
#209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
#837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
#227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
#973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
#579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
#1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
#746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
#1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#921 | Mad Train wine | 39 |
#848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
#694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
#103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
#232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
#597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
#368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
#386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
#382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
#328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
#313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
#319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
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#93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
#785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
#880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
#773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
#809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
#773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
#796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
#564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
#777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
#890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
#578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
#898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
#897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
#864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
#888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
#175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
#975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
#945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#335 | Supernova Champagne | 11 |
#938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
#217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
#73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
#1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
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#387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
#478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
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#106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
#312 | balloon sword | 1 |
#197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
#1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
#122 | bar whip | 1 |
#77 | bat whip | 1 |
#784 | batblade | 1 |
#265 | bilge wine | 74 |
#103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
#702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#727 | black sword | 1 |
#253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
#621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
#224 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 7 |
#38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
#570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
#459 | boxed wine | 40 |
#42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
#624 | broken sword | 1 |
#447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
#96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
#98 | can cannon | 1 |
#592 | can of maces | 1 |
#144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
#1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
#985 | canteen of wine | 17 |
#330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
#684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
#153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
#427 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 4 |
#824 | chopsticks | 1 |
#452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
#2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
#70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
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#716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
#383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
#864 | cool whip | 1 |
#522 | corn holder | 1 |
#568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
#1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
#1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
#1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
#362 | costume sword | 1 |
#706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
#354 | cruelty-free wine | 5 |
#27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
#597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
#403 | curmudgel | 1 |
#615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
#1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
#97 | demon whip | 1 |
#375 | denim axe | 1 |
#1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
#597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
#1849 | disco ball | 1 |
#344 | dishrag | 1 |
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#297 | dreadlock whip | 2 |
#1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
#232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
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#554 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 18 |
#632 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 11 |
#556 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 16 |
#607 | dusty bottle of Port | 14 |
#482 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 21 |
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#210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
#1201 | elven limbos gingerbread | 6 |
#744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
#634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
#602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
#400 | fine wine | 11 |
#529 | fire poi | 1 |
#498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
#126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
#955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
#321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
#72 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
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#460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
#706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
#731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
#642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
#387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
#78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
#564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
#1255 | giant needle | 1 |
#1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
#72 | glistening staff | 1 |
#365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
#224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
#203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
#573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
#80 | goulauncher | 1 |
#428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
#122 | grease gun | 1 |
#1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
#88 | hairy staff | 1 |
#647 | happiness | 1 |
#541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
#161 | hippo whip | 1 |
#182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
#606 | huge spoon | 1 |
#275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
#426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
#2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
#1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
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#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
#1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
#206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
#519 | lewd playing card | 4 |
#1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
#99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
#563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
#425 | lupine sword | 1 |
#492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
#180 | massive sitar | 1 |
#1036 | nanite-infested candy cane | 10 |
#3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
#3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
#628 | ninja mop | 1 |
#3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
#120 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
#278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
#618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
#879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
#213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
#583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
#363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
#1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
#192 | penguin whip | 1 |
#611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
#104 | pestoblade | 1 |
#382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
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#211 | pixel sword | 1 |
#214 | plum wine | 1 |
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#1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
#77 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
#727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
#485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
#279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
#557 | ram stick | 1 |
#123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
#75 | rattail whip | 1 |
#72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
#1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
#1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
#666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
#1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
#147 | roll of Hob-Os | 5 |
#849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
#884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
#96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
#2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
#1709 | saucepan | 1 |
#317 | scorpion whip | 2 |
#1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
#399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
#436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
#90 | shuddersword | 1 |
#892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
#1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
#92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
#244 | slingshot | 1 |
#57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#822 | spiked femur | 1 |
#554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
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#1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
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#69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
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#133 | star spatula | 1 |
#309 | star staff | 1 |
#145 | star stiletto | 1 |
#420 | star sword | 1 |
#250 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
#1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
#465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
#1186 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 34 |
#1392 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 36 |
#410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#2323 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 21 |
#2382 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
#3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
#2247 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
#1960 | stuffed astral badger | 26 |
#2088 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 25 |
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#162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
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#1169 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
#1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
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#3220 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
#955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
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#1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
#207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
#2213 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
#8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
#8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
#8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
#3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
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#2142 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
#1233 | stuffed tin of caviar | 34 |
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#8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
#553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
#1161 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
#175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
#525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
#284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
#98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
#220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
#380 | thistle wine | 4 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
#3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
#1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
#3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
#3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
#1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
#3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
#384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
#3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
#3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
#445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
#221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
#621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
#3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
#284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
#3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
#3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
#1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
#3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
#3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
#3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
#3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
#3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
#3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
#3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
#215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
#3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
#1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
#3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
#3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
#3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
#3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
#238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
#3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
#303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
#6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
#1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
#3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
#244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
#3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
#4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
#6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
#3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
#1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
#1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
#4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
#1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
#4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
#3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
#3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
#3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
#1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
#540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
#6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
#6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
#265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
#3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
#3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
#3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
#1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
#3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
#6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
#8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
#3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
#3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
#4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
#3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
#4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
#6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
#3266 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
#3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
#8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
#4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
#3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
#1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
#4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
#1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
#4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
#1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
#3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
#4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
#4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
#3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
#3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
#3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
#8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
#3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
#8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
#6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
#3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
#226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
#3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
#314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
#3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
#3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
#3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
#3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
#1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
#2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
#119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
#2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
#506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
#2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
#896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
#854 | white sword | 1 |
#88 | white whip | 1 |
#89 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
#567 | witty rapier | 1 |
#365 | wooden axe | 1 |
#811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
#118 | yak whip | 1 |