| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #451 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #226 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #180 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #343 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1010 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #396 | Dramatic™ range | 2 |
| #193 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #111 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #126 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #1106 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #499 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #362 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #637 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #496 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #484 | armgun | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #171 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #175 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #443 | bag of bones | 2 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #962 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #144 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #232 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #239 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | black pension check | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1047 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #193 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #920 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #3058 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1232 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #826 | bone chips | 4 |
| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #280 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #216 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #306 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #322 | boulder | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #242 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #454 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #29 | brass crank handle | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #437 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1381 | brine | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #623 | broken sword | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #616 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #116 | bubbling tempura batter | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #335 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #578 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #195 | bus pass | 2 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #234 | charming flute | 1 |
| #487 | chocolate cigar | 2 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #56 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #403 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #188 | comfy pillow | 2 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #188 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #388 | effluvious emerald | 2 |
| #106 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #700 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #711 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #171 | giant marshmallow | 2 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #233 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #465 | hideous egg | 4 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #208 | imp air | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #327 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #130 | monster pants | 1 |
| #909 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #86 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #91 | natto pocky | 1 |
| #107 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #139 | orange leather lanyard | 1 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #549 | paperclip | 70 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #125 | pin-stripe slacks | 1 |
| #226 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #227 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #174 | red wagon | 2 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #129 | rubber band gun | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #109 | shock belt | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #67 | slime stack | 1 |
| #236 | snowball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #168 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #392 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #907 | squirming egg sac | 2 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #1396 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 26 |
| #3940 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #2423 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #1572 | stuffed Meat | 22 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #3557 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3155 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #3793 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #4808 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #480 | stuffed dodecapede | 8 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2944 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3606 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2146 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #3074 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #962 | stuffed key | 49 |
| #3037 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #1245 | stuffed mink | 33 |
| #1720 | stuffed monocle | 18 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3241 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #3050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2706 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #4589 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #939 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #3358 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1458 | stuffed teddy butler | 25 |
| #1852 | stuffed tin of caviar | 15 |
| #1091 | stuffed treasure chest | 40 |
| #2944 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #365 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #759 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #85 | tobiko marble soda | 1 |
| #90 | tobiko pocky | 1 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #135 | tofu wonton | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
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| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
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| #129 | underwater slingshot | 1 |
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| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #107 | unrolling pin | 1 |
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| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
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| #1098 | wad of dough | 1 |
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| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #510 | war tongs | 1 |
| #96 | wasabi marble soda | 1 |
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| #814 | windchimes | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
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