| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #229 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #179 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
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| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #396 | Dramatic™ range | 2 |
| #191 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #110 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #125 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #502 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #139 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
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| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #228 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #214 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #143 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #231 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #171 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #240 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #380 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #828 | bone chips | 4 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #278 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #512 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #321 | boulder | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #243 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #91 | brand new key | 1 |
| #29 | brass crank handle | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #114 | bubbling tempura batter | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #193 | bus pass | 2 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #487 | chocolate cigar | 2 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #55 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #188 | comfy pillow | 2 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #388 | effluvious emerald | 2 |
| #105 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #171 | giant marshmallow | 2 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #232 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #465 | hideous egg | 4 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #204 | imp air | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #130 | monster pants | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #87 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #92 | natto pocky | 1 |
| #106 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #139 | orange leather lanyard | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #548 | paperclip | 70 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #125 | pin-stripe slacks | 1 |
| #225 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #174 | red wagon | 2 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #129 | rubber band gun | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #109 | shock belt | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #67 | slime stack | 1 |
| #235 | snowball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #166 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #391 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #907 | squirming egg sac | 2 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #1390 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 26 |
| #3927 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #2412 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #1567 | stuffed Meat | 22 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3148 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #480 | stuffed dodecapede | 8 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #3068 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #955 | stuffed key | 49 |
| #3032 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #1242 | stuffed mink | 33 |
| #1712 | stuffed monocle | 18 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3231 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #3044 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2692 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #939 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1454 | stuffed teddy butler | 25 |
| #1848 | stuffed tin of caviar | 15 |
| #1089 | stuffed treasure chest | 40 |
| #2932 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #1247 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #86 | tobiko marble soda | 1 |
| #90 | tobiko pocky | 1 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #134 | tofu wonton | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #443 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
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| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
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| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #126 | underwater slingshot | 1 |
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| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #106 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #29 | unspeakable lozenges | 1 |
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| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
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| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
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| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #97 | wasabi marble soda | 1 |
| #102 | wasabi pocky | 1 |
| #108 | wasabi-infused sake | 1 |
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| #471 | water wings | 1 |
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| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
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| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
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| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
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| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #81 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | yakskin skirt | 1 |
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| #93 | yellow matter custard | 1 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
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