| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3218 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1201 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #172 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1663 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4138 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1327 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #790 | elven cellocello | 24 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1350 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1799 | golden ring | 39 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #40 | handmade hobby horse | 4 |
| #1293 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #1080 | herringcello | 18 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1020 | iGoogly | 9 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1746 | killing feather | 26 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1581 | monomolecular yo-yo | 4 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #463 | nanofiber cloth | 11 |
| #488 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #193 | oversized fish scaler | 14 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1054 | penguin focaccia bread | 18 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #622 | poison pen | 3 |
| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1151 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #293 | roasted marshmallow | 120 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1260 | robotronic egg | 16 |
| #2055 | rogue swarmer | 26 |
| #1954 | sawblade fragment | 26 |
| #1121 | snake | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1136 | sparkler | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #827 | spooky stuffing | 6 |
| #990 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #531 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2295 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1589 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1890 | unstable laser battery | 28 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #357 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 16 |
| #497 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |