| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #171 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #788 | elven cellocello | 24 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1801 | golden ring | 39 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #40 | handmade hobby horse | 4 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #1079 | herringcello | 18 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1020 | iGoogly | 9 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1747 | killing feather | 26 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1579 | monomolecular yo-yo | 4 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #463 | nanofiber cloth | 11 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #193 | oversized fish scaler | 14 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1053 | penguin focaccia bread | 18 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #293 | roasted marshmallow | 120 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1259 | robotronic egg | 16 |
| #2055 | rogue swarmer | 26 |
| #1954 | sawblade fragment | 26 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #827 | spooky stuffing | 6 |
| #991 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1891 | unstable laser battery | 28 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #358 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 16 |
| #496 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |