| #101 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 4 |
| #307 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #334 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #39 | Bjorn's Hammer | 10 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #732 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #38 | Disco Banjo | 14 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #137 | Hodgman's blanket | 10 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #249 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #10 | Mace of the Tortoise | 52 |
| #71 | Maxing, Relaxing | 9 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #30 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 9 |
| #220 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 9 |
| #151 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 9 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #181 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 8 |
| #176 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 8 |
| #370 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 4 |
| #113 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 14 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #105 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 11 |
| #142 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 13 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #301 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 7 |
| #139 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 13 |
| #130 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 13 |
| #150 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 12 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #50 | Rock and Roll Legend | 41 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #67 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 11 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #80 | Summer Nights | 9 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #364 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 9 |
| #171 | The Art of Slapfighting | 6 |
| #254 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
| #158 | The Joy of Wassailing | 18 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #353 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #89 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 9 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #166 | antique greaves | 65 |
| #205 | antique hand mirror | 26 |
| #165 | antique helmet | 68 |
| #230 | antique packet of ketchup | 7 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #183 | antique shield | 58 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #186 | antique spear | 61 |
| #30 | badass pie | 17 |
| #230 | beholed bedsheet | 4 |
| #169 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 3 |
| #3380 | box of sunshine | 21 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #113 | decanter of fine Scotch | 2 |
| #143 | distilled fortified wine | 17 |
| #108 | epic wad | 6 |
| #187 | extra-greasy slider | 13 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #198 | frozen banquet | 12 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #201 | grue egg omelette | 16 |
| #345 | herbal stuffing | 23 |
| #180 | invisible bag | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #159 | mummy costume | 48 |
| #341 | passable elf mask | 11 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #258 | pumpkinhead mask | 30 |
| #89 | queen cookie | 19 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #72 | sausage wonton | 3 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #497 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 89 |
| #2049 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 24 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1673 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 30 |
| #714 | stuffed Meat | 66 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2073 | stuffed angry cow | 24 |
| #1958 | stuffed astral badger | 26 |
| #2504 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #2122 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #747 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2187 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1577 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 33 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #2379 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #452 | stuffed key | 127 |
| #646 | stuffed martini | 12 |
| #1917 | stuffed mind flayer | 27 |
| #532 | stuffed mink | 87 |
| #632 | stuffed monocle | 75 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1987 | stuffed scary death orb | 26 |
| #269 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 72 |
| #1885 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1913 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #1822 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #400 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 20 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #1787 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #664 | stuffed teddy butler | 73 |
| #738 | stuffed tin of caviar | 65 |
| #435 | stuffed treasure chest | 130 |
| #1397 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 37 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #777 | stuffing | 11 |
| #138 | tasty tart | 12 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #840 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1184 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 15 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 13 |
| #529 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 18 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #362 | tiny plastic G Imp | 18 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #730 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 10 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 9 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #930 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic angry goat | 17 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #605 | tiny plastic astronomer | 12 |
| #810 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 15 |
| #951 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1379 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 13 |
| #773 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 22 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #529 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 13 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #832 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 9 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #734 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 10 |
| #549 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 13 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 13 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 16 |
| #714 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 10 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #818 | tiny plastic grue | 21 |
| #814 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 15 |
| #807 | tiny plastic killer bee | 21 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #999 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 18 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 15 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #928 | tiny plastic mosquito | 19 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #898 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 19 |
| #827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #951 | tiny plastic scary clown | 8 |
| #695 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 7 |
| #720 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 10 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #822 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 9 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 16 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
| #857 | tiny plastic star starfish | 20 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #717 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 13 |
| #652 | tiny plastic taco cat | 11 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #716 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 7 |
| #833 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #938 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #717 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 10 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #224 | tiny shaker of salt | 10 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #210 | witch hat | 4 |
| #241 | wolfman mask | 31 |