| #267 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #224 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #178 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #111 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 24 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 34 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #149 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 3 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #147 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 3 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #419 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 2 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #381 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 3 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #407 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #78 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #56 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 586 |
| #48 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 2 |
| #37 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 26 |
| #69 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #64 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 466 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 28 |
| #120 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 3 |
| #62 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 2 |
| #62 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #29 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 21 |
| #24 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 111 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
| #27 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 3 |
| #120 | Kissin' Cousins | 6 |
| #165 | Let Me Be! | 8 |
| #47 | Maxing, Relaxing | 11 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #346 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 6 |
| #208 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 7 |
| #194 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 4 |
| #350 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 4 |
| #290 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 5 |
| #370 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 4 |
| #568 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 3 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #105 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 11 |
| #409 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 5 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #301 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 7 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 6 |
| #225 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 9 |
| #389 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 5 |
| #104 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 9 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #43 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 4 |
| #158 | Summer Nights | 6 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
| #159 | Travels with Jerry | 6 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #153 | Uncle Romulus | 9 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #910 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| #877 | anticheese | 2 |
| #156 | antique greaves | 69 |
| #193 | antique helmet | 57 |
| #92 | antique painting of a landscape | 9 |
| #182 | antique shield | 59 |
| #182 | antique spear | 62 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #14 | bath ball gift set | 111 |
| #51 | bed of coals | 10 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #160 | comfy coffin | 7 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #304 | disco ball | 136 |
| #291 | disco mask | 147 |
| #172 | dull fish scale | 38 |
| #99 | filth-encrusted futon | 7 |
| #151 | frigid air mattress | 5 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #252 | fudge bunny | 2 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #392 | helmet turtle | 118 |
| #294 | hobo nickel | 1,000 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #202 | mariachi pants | 114 |
| #178 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #282 | pasta spoon | 108 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #387 | pog #01 (spider) | 2 |
| #148 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 7 |
| #147 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 7 |
| #149 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 7 |
| #268 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 4 |
| #139 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 8 |
| #116 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 9 |
| #313 | pog #08 (hellion) | 3 |
| #168 | pog #09 (pirate) | 7 |
| #165 | pog #10 (hobo) | 7 |
| #137 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 8 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #330 | ravioli hat | 88 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #697 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 11 |
| #985 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1122 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #644 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 11 |
| #333 | saucepan | 147 |
| #418 | seal tooth | 28 |
| #344 | seal-clubbing club | 105 |
| #192 | seal-skull helmet | 100 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #21 | slow jam collection | 111 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #291 | spaghetti cult rosary | 2 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #270 | squirming egg sac | 49 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #401 | stolen accordion | 102 |
| #677 | string of blue beads | 18 |
| #550 | string of green beads | 22 |
| #795 | string of red beads | 15 |
| #2000 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 12 |
| #1426 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 35 |
| #2053 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #1703 | stuffed Meat | 18 |
| #571 | stuffed alien blob | 11 |
| #1434 | stuffed angry cow | 35 |
| #1777 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #1330 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1419 | stuffed cocoabo | 35 |
| #2285 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 37 |
| #611 | stuffed gray blob | 50 |
| #1589 | stuffed hand turkey | 33 |
| #1077 | stuffed key | 39 |
| #1846 | stuffed mind flayer | 28 |
| #1573 | stuffed mink | 21 |
| #1646 | stuffed monocle | 20 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1257 | stuffed scary death orb | 41 |
| #3035 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #1388 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1379 | stuffed snowy owl | 36 |
| #1296 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1633 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2516 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #1356 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 38 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #391 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 5 |
| #300 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 6 |
| #219 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #246 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 7 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #509 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #121 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #38 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 6 |
| #396 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #155 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 9 |
| #101 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 11 |
| #160 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #407 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 5 |
| #124 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 10 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 6 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #118 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #755 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #371 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 7 |
| #246 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 10 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 5 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #480 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 5 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #462 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 9 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1750 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #258 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 17 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 9 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #708 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 10 |
| #557 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #543 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 8 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #587 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 7 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #360 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 12 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #588 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 7 |
| #523 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 8 |
| #840 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
| #526 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 8 |
| #438 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 10 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #396 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 11 |
| #532 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 8 |
| #663 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 6 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #656 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 7 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1785 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #396 | tiny plastic fire servant | 6 |
| #549 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 13 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #714 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 10 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #746 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic moneybee | 6 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #610 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 7 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #414 | tiny plastic peacannon | 6 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #692 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1460 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #409 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 6 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #833 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1703 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #433 | turtle totem | 90 |
| #1198 | useless powder | 23 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |