| #19 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 191 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | Can of Spaghetto | 779 |
| #6 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 232 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #10 | Jack-in-the-box | 192 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 2,385 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #84 | Mysterious Black Box | 23 |
| #84 | Mysterious Blue Box | 23 |
| #87 | Mysterious Green Box | 23 |
| #85 | Mysterious Red Box | 23 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #9 | Red Rover BB gun | 194 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #9 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 4 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1,111 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #19 | antique nutcracker figurine | 20 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #4 | bat-ass leather jacket | 4,444 |
| #11 | bejeweled cufflinks | 132 |
| #4 | big red button | 120 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥇 | blob of Alphredo™ | 725 |
| #4 | breakfast miracle | 73 |
| #29 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 8 |
| 🥇 | bubbling tempura batter | 2,500 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #8 | contract enforcement stick | 600 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| 🥇 | crumbling rat skull | 3,010 |
| #11 | deadfall branch | 81 |
| #11 | designer handbag | 91 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #400 | divine cracker | 3 |
| #1208 | evil teddy bear | 8 |
| #8 | fancy opera glasses | 145 |
| #9 | foam pistol | 9 |
| 🥇 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 888 |
| #11 | garish pinky ring | 140 |
| 🥇 | genie's bracers | 261 |
| 🥇 | genie's pants | 257 |
| 🥇 | genie's scimitar | 267 |
| 🥇 | genie's turbane | 275 |
| #9 | giant designer sunglasses | 157 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #71 | gold tooth | 9 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥈 | handful of crafty noodles | 746 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #11 | mafia middle finger ring | 7 |
| #12 | mafia pinky ring | 31 |
| #5 | mafia pointer finger ring | 5 |
| #15 | mafia thumb ring | 11 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #4 | mini-martini | 3,033 |
| #9 | negotiatin' hammer | 164 |
| #89 | pair of government shades | 7 |
| #42 | paranormal ricotta | 10 |
| #18 | peanut brittle shield | 171 |
| #21 | perfect negroni | 80 |
| #23 | perfect old-fashioned | 52 |
| #20 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 64 |
| #593 | pet rock | 13 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #76 | pristine walrus tusk | 2 |
| #11 | protection stick | 601 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #20 | psychic's amulet | 174 |
| #20 | psychic's circlet | 165 |
| #15 | psychic's crystal ball | 224 |
| #19 | psychic's pslacks | 186 |
| #9 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 44 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥈 | red box | 15,000 |
| #5 | red-and-green sweater | 208 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #55 | ridiculous cocktail | 22 |
| #23 | ridiculous earring | 3 |
| #111 | ridiculous sandwich | 12 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #84 | shimmering tendrils | 7 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| 🥈 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 696 |
| #64 | squirming egg sac | 204 |
| #6 | steel drivin' hammer | 426 |
| #184 | stinky hi mein | 2 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #35 | stuffed angry cow | 696 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #15 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 733 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed martini | 969 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥈 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 795 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #698 | teddy borg | 11 |
| 🥇 | tempura broccoli | 303 |
| 🥇 | tempura cauliflower | 303 |
| #102 | tiny barrel | 11 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #5 | twitching trigger finger | 17 |
| 🥇 | vampire glitter | 361 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| 🥈 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1,111 |