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| #847 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 14 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
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| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #388 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #216 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #363 | LED block | 3 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #689 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 4 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
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| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #492 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
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| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
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| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
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| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #314 | can of spinach | 7 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
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| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1686 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
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| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
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| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
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| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #896 | herbs | 2 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #606 | hill of beans | 12 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #588 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 4 |
| #157 | iGoogly | 162 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #278 | killing feather | 74 |
| #327 | laser-broiled pear | 24 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #367 | megatofu | 12 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #108 | nanofiber cloth | 59 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #940 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #849 | robotronic egg | 33 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #300 | rogue swarmer | 90 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #234 | sawblade fragment | 93 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1773 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1322 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1182 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #803 | string of blue beads | 15 |
| #1227 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #912 | string of red beads | 13 |
| #926 | stringy sinew | 9 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3417 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #3805 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3214 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #77 | synthetic stuffing | 197 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #150 | theoretical string | 167 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #147 | toy hoverpad | 160 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #284 | unstable laser battery | 73 |
| #424 | vampire collar | 3 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #371 | vibrating cyborg knife | 12 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |