| #1116 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #848 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1073 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1776 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #299 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 8 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #329 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #227 | Elfin shortbread | 4 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #459 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 3 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #647 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 5 |
| #796 | Knob Goblin love potion | 4 |
| #307 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 16 |
| #1041 | M-242 | 2 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #422 | Oil of Parrrlay | 2 |
| #517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #222 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 4 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #120 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 151 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #470 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 4 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #415 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 115 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #566 | all-purpose cleaner | 3 |
| #108 | ancient cursed foot locker | 3 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #163 | ant sickle | 2 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #239 | bargain flash powder | 2 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #392 | beach glass bead | 7 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #701 | big red clown nose | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #578 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #930 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #218 | black pension check | 28 |
| #700 | black plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #89 | blackberry moccasins | 3 |
| #130 | blackberry slippers | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #839 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #762 | blue striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #667 | booty chest charrrm | 2 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #1720 | brick | 8 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #403 | bubbly potion | 24 |
| #705 | buckyball | 6 |
| #114 | candied kobold | 31 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #1641 | canteen of wine | 2 |
| #881 | chaos butterfly | 63 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #461 | chrome ore | 10 |
| #443 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #188 | clockwork key | 10 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #623 | clown skin | 4 |
| #267 | cocktail napkin | 15 |
| #362 | cocoa egg | 31 |
| #371 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 167 |
| #515 | cog | 42 |
| #551 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 4 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #1001 | disassembled clover | 14 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #841 | duct tape | 28 |
| #700 | dwarf bread | 5 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #511 | effervescent potion | 14 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1201 | elven limbos gingerbread | 6 |
| #1193 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #197 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 73 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #365 | enormous hoop earring | 2 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #975 | fancy dress ball | 10 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #524 | fish-liver oil | 3 |
| #371 | fizzy potion | 32 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #181 | flange | 17 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #273 | frilly shirt | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #487 | ghuol guolash | 11 |
| #587 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 7 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #567 | glass of goat's milk | 8 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #484 | gnauga hide | 7 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #531 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #2795 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #1031 | handful of hand chalk | 5 |
| #401 | handful of moss | 6 |
| #359 | handful of pine needles | 4 |
| #257 | handful of sand | 70 |
| #423 | handful of sawdust | 6 |
| #241 | headhunter necktie | 2 |
| #128 | herb brownies | 314 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #353 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 2 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #506 | killer rag doll | 5 |
| #1094 | killing feather | 40 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #208 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #556 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #607 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #509 | leathery bat skin | 7 |
| #552 | leathery cat skin | 7 |
| #512 | leathery rat skin | 2 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #619 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #400 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #290 | milky potion | 44 |
| #596 | monomolecular yo-yo | 85 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #312 | murky potion | 41 |
| #742 | mylar scout drone | 6 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #711 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #225 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #450 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #629 | off-white striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #240 | old coin purse | 40 |
| #327 | old leather wallet | 14 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #380 | palm frond | 12 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1039 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #468 | pirate pelvis | 4 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #781 | possessed top | 7 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #636 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #485 | puce striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #837 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
| #940 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #536 | robotronic egg | 51 |
| #1002 | rogue swarmer | 52 |
| #295 | round green sunglasses | 2 |
| #731 | sawblade fragment | 58 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #644 | silver tongue charrrm | 2 |
| #414 | smoky potion | 26 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #803 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #346 | sprocket | 74 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #298 | stolen office supplies | 6 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #472 | stuffed gray blob | 87 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #470 | sunken chest | 23 |
| #448 | swirly potion | 18 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1219 | tiny house | 24 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #364 | tip jar | 2 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1710 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #299 | true grit | 7 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #2125 | unstable DNA | 3 |
| #1655 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #754 | valuable trinket | 90 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #346 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 3 |
| #252 | white picket fence | 16 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #408 | worn tophat | 2 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1122 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #496 | yellow striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #477 | yohohoyo | 2 |