| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1603 | Daffy Taffy | 6 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #923 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1823 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3015 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2281 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #4725 | badass belt | 6 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1348 | barrrnacle | 5 |
| #185 | battered Crimbo Crate | 71 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #315 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #98 | blue plastic baby | 4 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #5528 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1088 | canteen of wine | 13 |
| #289 | cheap elven gloves | 15 |
| #519 | club necklace | 13 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #787 | delicious salad | 35 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #563 | diamond necklace | 12 |
| #1531 | disco ball | 3 |
| #139 | dollhive | 79 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #181 | dusty Crimbo crate | 49 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #1273 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #508 | elven socks | 9 |
| #640 | evil golden arch | 6 |
| #195 | evil golden arches | 5 |
| #261 | festive holiday hat | 16 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #81 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 3 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #93 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 2 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #829 | heart necklace | 9 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #232 | invisible bag | 4 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1042 | knuckle sandwich | 10 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #287 | linoleum staff | 2 |
| #1203 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #743 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #182 | monomolecular yo-yo | 381 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #2264 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #740 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #473 | pack of KWE trading card | 7 |
| #919 | pail | 8 |
| #15 | pair of twitching claws | 9 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #43 | parasitic strangleworm | 3 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #469 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #225 | pulsing flesh | 13 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #97 | rigid carapace | 30 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #809 | rogue swarmer | 59 |
| #385 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 17 |
| #876 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #677 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 11 |
| #591 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 12 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #831 | sawblade fragment | 54 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #200 | sleeping snowy owl | 19 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #558 | spade necklace | 12 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2992 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #899 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 52 |
| #977 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 49 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #906 | stuffed angry cow | 53 |
| #1034 | stuffed astral badger | 49 |
| #783 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 63 |
| #40 | stuffed can of asparagus | 5,000 |
| #1211 | stuffed cocoabo | 40 |
| #945 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 53 |
| #1229 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 42 |
| #234 | stuffed gray blob | 194 |
| #1088 | stuffed hand turkey | 46 |
| #1048 | stuffed mind flayer | 49 |
| #915 | stuffed scary death orb | 54 |
| #920 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 53 |
| #777 | stuffed snowy owl | 60 |
| #887 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 56 |
| #1135 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 44 |
| #945 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 53 |
| #570 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 24 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #206 | teddy borg | 53 |
| #693 | theoretical string | 15 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #301 | twitching claw | 13 |
| #704 | unstable DNA | 69 |
| #517 | unstable laser battery | 62 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #443 | vibrating cyborg knife | 11 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #428 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #553 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | wriggling tentacle | 3 |
| #344 | yo-yo | 94 |