| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #680 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Clip Art | 3 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #289 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #467 | banana peel | 4 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1910 | box of sunshine | 74 |
| #928 | brine | 11 |
| #212 | brown plastic baby | 3 |
| #221 | bunch of bananas | 23 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #630 | delicious salad | 55 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #669 | dollhive | 10 |
| #1137 | evil teddy bear | 9 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #831 | jar of swamp gas | 14 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #796 | monomolecular yo-yo | 45 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1811 | robotronic egg | 3 |
| #1031 | sawblade fragment | 48 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #931 | teddy borg | 7 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1557 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1446 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1117 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #677 | tree-eating kite | 43 |
| #378 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 29 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |