ArgUS5

RankItemQuantity
#934334 scroll1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#40Barney's rake9
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#39Brimstone Beret1
#63Brimstone Bludgeon1
#100Brimstone Boxers1
#23Brimstone Bracelet1
#31Brimstone Brooch1
#39Brimstone Bunker1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#886Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#2374Crimboween memo1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1688Feynman gate1
#1867Imp Ale1
#1288Iron Beta of Industry2
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#459Knob Goblin melon baller2
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#308Mae West1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#21Manual of Transcendent Olfaction1
#530McMillicancuddy's Special Lager1
#348Mon Tiki1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#2955Yummy Tummy bean1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#503accidental cider1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#722antique greaves2
#731antique hand mirror1
#898antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#486around the world1
#135arse-a'fire elixir1
#1080asparagus knife1
#1192astral mushroom1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#1850baby killer bee1
#378baggie of powdered sugar54
#389banana smoothie1
#186barskin tent1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#784batblade1
#20battered hubcap38
#254beer goggles1
#725beer lens1
#788beertini1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#1005big red clown nose1
#589black & tan1
#510black eyedrops1
#1035bloody beer1
#964bloody clown pants1
#621bloody mary1
#242boilermaker1
#392bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#378bottle of Definit1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#1329bottle of gin1
#679bottle of popskull1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1075bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#363boxed champagne1
#1334boxed wine1
#615bubblewrap ore1
#957bubbly potion1
#902bugbear beanie2
#893bugbear bungguard2
#799bunny liver2
#117caipifruta1
#534calle de miel1
#1590can of Binarrrca2
#554can of Swiller1
#130can of depilatory cream1
#77can of the cheapest beer1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#144can-you-dig-it?1
#3830candy stake1
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#824chopsticks1
#1037chunk of depleted Grimacite8
#969cloudy potion1
#798clown shoes1
#3274club necklace1
#1284coconut shell1
#777cold ninja mask1
#154cologne of contempt1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#522corn holder1
#850cornuthaum1
#120cosmic lemonade1
#706crowbarrr1
#523cruelty-free wine1
#459cup of primitive beer1
#964dark potion1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#375denim axe1
#496deodorant2
#3285diamond necklace1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#344dishrag1
#782dried face1
#266dry martini1
#516ducha de oro1
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#305dusty left thumb1
#310dusty right first front claw1
#308dusty right ninth rib1
#299dusty sixth cervical vertebra1
#8dwarvish war helmet34
#5dwarvish war kilt34
#4dwarvish war mattock33
#947effervescent potion1
#2833eggnog1
#18energy drink IV367
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#1086eyepatch1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#880fine wine1
#1764fire1
#958fizzy potion1
#955flaming crutch1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#205floorboard cruft1
#275flower petal pie1
#861flute of flat champagne1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#731frozen nunchaku1
#428furry pants1
#604fuzzbump1
#1255giant needle1
#275gimlet1
#129gin and tonic1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#395gold lamé pants1
#501grave robbing shovel1
#1909green beer1
#1005green glowstick1
#549grog1
#655hair spray1
#602handsomeness potion1
#3382heart necklace1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#7hippy medical kit1,239
#433horizontal tango1
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#1093ice-cold six-pack1
#273icy-hot katana2
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1775ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#1289killer rag doll1
#670leotarrrd1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#425lupine sword1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#1220magical ice cubes1
#171makeshift skirt1
#480margarita1
#666martini1
#1323marzipan skull1
#693meat from yesterday1
#479melted Jell-o shot1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#502monkey wrench1
#858ninja hot pants1
#628ninja mop1
#529ocean motion1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#257old-fashioned1
#1139orange glowstick1
#726oversized pizza cutter2
#528papaya sling1
#620papaya slung1
#472perpendicular hula1
#1205pink glowstick1
#594pink pony1
#477pitchfork2
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#72pixel shield1
#211pixel sword1
#213plexiglass pants1
#211plexiglass pendant1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#180plexiglass pocketwatch1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
🥈possessed tomato666
#2221possessed top1
#389potion of temporary gr8ness1
#4pregnant gloomy black mushroom73
#1614prehistoric spear1
#36puzzling ribbon1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#120rabbit punch1
#1175radium-flavored potato chips1
#557ram stick1
#123ram-battering staff1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#515redrum1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#611rice bowl1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#1431[2108]rock1
#454rockin' wagon1
#494roll in the hay1
#2275roll of toilet paper1
#647rum and cola1
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#884sabre teeth1
#855salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#336sangria1
#204security flashlight1
#282serpentine sword2
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#1414skeleton bone1
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#546slap and tickle1
#427slip 'n' slide1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#3320spade necklace1
#374spiced rum1
#822spiked femur1
#3327spooky eggnog1
#1856spooky felt1
#1892spooky length of string1
#278spooky staff1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1572spooky toy wheel1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#682spork1
#65squirmy violent party snack1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#465strawberry wine1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#1931stringy sinew1
#8936stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8941stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3169stuffed alien blob1
#8860stuffed angry cow1
#8972stuffed astral badger1
#8947stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8830stuffed cocoabo1
#8922stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8969stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8976stuffed hand turkey1
#8910stuffed mind flayer1
#8939stuffed scary death orb1
#4801stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8960stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8802stuffed snowy owl1
#8881stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8877stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8890stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#438tequila sunrise1
#349tequila with training wheels1
#451thermos full of Knob coffee1
#1620thin black candle1
#536thistle wine1
#957tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#953tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#949tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#79tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker1
#3990tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3933tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3939tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8192tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3830tiny plastic G Imp1
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3875tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3910tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3911tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3895tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3906tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3927tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4022tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8128tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3964tiny plastic beanbat1
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3924tiny plastic blooper1
#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3908tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3178tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3877tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3921tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3923tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8187tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3903tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3860tiny plastic goth giant1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#3895tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8128tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8069tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3838tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3952tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8225tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3937tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8137tiny plastic star starfish1
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3842tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3851tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#641tomato daiquiri1
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1404tooth1
#2527toothsome rock1
#2400toy crazy train1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#3145tree-eating kite1
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#127vodka and tonic1
#101vodka gibson1
#466vodka martini1
#258vodka stratocaster1
#896vorpal blade1
#586wang1
#1538wheel1
#649whiskey and cola1
#411whiskey and soda1
#630whiskey sour1
#792white Canadian1
#1104white lightning1
#582white satin shield1
#621white sword3
#1130wintergreen-flavored potato chips1
#1245wolf mask1
#76world's most unappetizing beverage1
#896worthless gewgaw1
#1042worthless knick-knack1
#784worthless trinket1
#1046wussiness potion1
#337yellow brick road1
#2204yo1

Wow, that's 3,026 items total!

what items are this player missing?