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| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #351 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #161 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #249 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #213 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #268 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1208 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #327 | ratini | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #258 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #167 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #233 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #224 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #232 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #647 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |