| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #863 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #22 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2316 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2127 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1033 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥉 | Ellsbury's skull | 34 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #28 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 2 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #484 | armgun | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #583 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #623 | broken sword | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #116 | bubbling tempura batter | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #1890 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #331 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #157 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #345 | dishrag | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #148 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #367 | forest tears | 1 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #232 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #427 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #1083 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #554 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #520 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #994 | herbs | 1 |
| #1291 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #163 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #303 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #1452 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #312 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #328 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #204 | spangly mariachi pants | 2 |
| #156 | spangly mariachi vest | 2 |
| #202 | spangly sombrero | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #174 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #53 | velcro broadsword | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #554 | white lightning | 11 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |