| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #100 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 62 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #861 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #285 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 13 |
| #1162 | CRIMBCO scrip | 35 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1032 | Crimbuck | 596 |
| #610 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #639 | Feynman gate | 14 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #952 | Go-Wassail | 3 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #598 | Schrödinger's thermos | 16 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #30 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 12 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 29 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #39 | Tiki lighter | 7 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #183 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 7 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #196 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 9 |
| #291 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #151 | antique pair of blue jeans | 5 |
| #279 | antique record album | 10 |
| #587 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #215 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #441 | banana | 10 |
| #112 | banana cream pie | 6 |
| #355 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #670 | bath ball gift set | 7 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #23 | black lotus | 6 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #945 | bone chips | 1 |
| #69 | bottle of Blank-Out | 202 |
| #46 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 5 |
| #387 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #4353 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #832 | brine | 17 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #666 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #210 | bungle in the jungle | 5 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #567 | capacitor relay | 18 |
| #432 | carbon nanotube frame | 27 |
| #96 | caustic slime nodule | 4 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #300 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #260 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #316 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #117 | decanter of fine Scotch | 2 |
| #92 | deck of tropical cards | 4 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1075 | dill | 17 |
| #480 | easter egg balloon | 48 |
| #1478 | elven cellocello | 13 |
| #631 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 11 |
| #108 | evil googly eye | 48 |
| #1383 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #201 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 23 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #949 | filthy lucre | 31 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #910 | floaty sand | 2 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #701 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #710 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #1518 | ghost cucumber | 6 |
| #174 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #11 | goat beard | 5,000 |
| #959 | green gummi ingot | 2 |
| #968 | herringcello | 20 |
| #156 | hideous egg | 20 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #506 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #522 | ion grid | 22 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #968 | jerky coins | 3 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #570 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #420 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #366 | pack of KWE trading card | 9 |
| #1136 | paperclip | 2 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1057 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #64 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #657 | pork elf goodies sack | 9 |
| #141 | portable photocopier | 46 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #13 | pottery hat | 2 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #24 | pottery yo-yo | 2 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #36 | rocky road ice cream | 2 |
| #604 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #441 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #129 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #584 | slow jam collection | 7 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #199 | smoked potsherd | 3 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #82 | spooky felt | 107 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #155 | spooky length of string | 79 |
| #167 | spooky stick | 78 |
| #96 | spooky stuffing | 72 |
| #195 | spooky toy wheel | 25 |
| #129 | spooky wooden block | 58 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #158 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 9 |
| #730 | toy crazy train | 11 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #185 | tropical wrapping paper | 5 |
| #483 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #783 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| #411 | volcanic ash | 7 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |