| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #100 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 62 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #281 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 13 |
| #1164 | CRIMBCO scrip | 35 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1035 | Crimbuck | 596 |
| #608 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #641 | Feynman gate | 14 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #949 | Go-Wassail | 3 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #600 | Schrödinger's thermos | 16 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #29 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 12 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 29 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #39 | Tiki lighter | 7 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #183 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 7 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #193 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 9 |
| #288 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #154 | antique pair of blue jeans | 5 |
| #278 | antique record album | 10 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #213 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #439 | banana | 10 |
| #111 | banana cream pie | 6 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #669 | bath ball gift set | 7 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #23 | black lotus | 6 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #69 | bottle of Blank-Out | 202 |
| #46 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 5 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #4348 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #832 | brine | 17 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #665 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #208 | bungle in the jungle | 5 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #568 | capacitor relay | 18 |
| #431 | carbon nanotube frame | 27 |
| #96 | caustic slime nodule | 4 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #113 | decanter of fine Scotch | 2 |
| #93 | deck of tropical cards | 4 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1075 | dill | 17 |
| #481 | easter egg balloon | 48 |
| #1476 | elven cellocello | 13 |
| #627 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 11 |
| #107 | evil googly eye | 48 |
| #1385 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #202 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 23 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #949 | filthy lucre | 31 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #911 | floaty sand | 2 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #1516 | ghost cucumber | 6 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #11 | goat beard | 5,000 |
| #958 | green gummi ingot | 2 |
| #967 | herringcello | 20 |
| #156 | hideous egg | 20 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #507 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #524 | ion grid | 22 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #967 | jerky coins | 3 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #570 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #362 | pack of KWE trading card | 9 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #61 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #644 | pork elf goodies sack | 9 |
| #142 | portable photocopier | 46 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #13 | pottery hat | 2 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #24 | pottery yo-yo | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #37 | rocky road ice cream | 2 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #437 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #130 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #581 | slow jam collection | 7 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #200 | smoked potsherd | 3 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #82 | spooky felt | 107 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #155 | spooky length of string | 79 |
| #167 | spooky stick | 78 |
| #96 | spooky stuffing | 72 |
| #196 | spooky toy wheel | 25 |
| #128 | spooky wooden block | 58 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #155 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 9 |
| #730 | toy crazy train | 11 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #185 | tropical wrapping paper | 5 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #782 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| #410 | volcanic ash | 7 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |