| š„ | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| š„ | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetasticā¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| š„ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1552 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| š„ | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1821 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| š„ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #470 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 2 |
| #2514 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #645 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 2 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| š„ | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| š„ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| š„ | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #152 | ballast turtle | 2 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| š„ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| š„ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #70 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 2 |
| #6716 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| š„ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #107 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #569 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #372 | donated booze | 14 |
| #480 | donated candy | 3 |
| #416 | donated food | 7 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #337 | festive sausage | 7 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #84 | fried air | 13 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #2297 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #501 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #603 | green clay bead | 9 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| š„ | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| š„ | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #268 | holiday cheese log | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #265 | lunar isotope | 18 |
| š„ | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| š„ | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| š„ | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1555 | old sweatpants | 10 |
| #391 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| š„ | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| š„ | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #689 | pink clay bead | 9 |
| #429 | purple clay bead | 5 |
| š„ | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #420 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1064 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #2568 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #212 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| š„ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| š„ | train whistle | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |