| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #468 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 2 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #644 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 2 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #152 | ballast turtle | 2 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #358 | donated booze | 14 |
| #467 | donated candy | 3 |
| #405 | donated food | 7 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #337 | festive sausage | 7 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #595 | green clay bead | 9 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #267 | holiday cheese log | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1589 | old sweatpants | 9 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #681 | pink clay bead | 9 |
| #423 | purple clay bead | 5 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |