KarneLoki

RankItemQuantity
#113"Humorous" T-shirt1
#661Ancient Saucehelm4
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1257Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#934Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air3
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#370Cloaca grenade48
#286Cloaca-Cola139
#201Cloaca-Cola c-rations18
#648Cloaca-Cola fatigues4
#999Cloaca-Cola helmet2
#324Cloaca-Cola knapsack8
#771Cloaca-Cola shield3
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#1038Cold Hots candy2
#1269Crown of the Goblin King18
#661Disco 'Fro Pick5
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1105Dr. Hobo's scalpel2
#343Dramaticâ„¢ range3
#362Dyspepsi grenade37
#696Dyspepsi-Cola81
#565Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations5
#426Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues6
#522Dyspepsi-Cola helmet5
#177Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack20
#567Dyspepsi-Cola shield4
#1103El Sombrero De Lopez2
#700Elder Turtle Shell4
#1601Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#846Goodfella contract4
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#459Gummi-Gnauga4
#96Knob Goblin eyedrops10
#1315MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech3
#1759Mob Penguin cellular phone3
#1277Mr. Mediocrebar30
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#1463Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#157Rock Pops326
#661Scalp of Gorgolok5
#227Senior Mints36
#302Sugar Cog8
#575Tiki lighter1
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#689Valentine26
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#1955Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#339Yummy Tummy bean624
#116alpha-mail pants1
#666ancient unspeakable fruitcake9
#678anniversary balloon1
#682annoying pitchfork3
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#769aspirin1
#1619astronaut pants2
#1044baconstone7
#217baconstone pendant2
#261baconstone ring1
#3278badass belt13
#1382bag of airline peanuts8
#1029balloon monkey1
#663bat-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#168beanbag chair3
#1001black polka-dot oyster egg4
#659black striped oyster egg8
#213blood flower50
#1030blue paisley oyster egg4
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#917blue striped oyster egg5
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#110bow4
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#1301brick17
#181brine93
#476broken cellular phone4
#213can of fake snow2
#1298can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce6
#1142candied kobold1
#1439candied yams5
#95candy brain73
#2206candy cane10
#1327candy stake5
#736cheap plastic bottle opener9
#188cheap toaster10
#303chrome crossbow2
#1797clown hammer1
#104coconut bikini top2
#212colored-light "necklace"2
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1479defective skull1
#591deodorant1
#412dill97
#393disbelief suspenders2
#236disintegrating sheet music16
#1263doll house2
#395double daisy1
#1370drywall axe4
#656duck-on-a-string3
#171dwarf bread29
#2701easter egg balloon6
#1838eggnog4
#479empty blowgun3
#1086encoder ring2
#6evil flaming eyeball pendant1
#1900evil teddy bear3
#1409explosion-flavored chewing gum6
#127eyedrops of newt3
#76eyedrops of the ermine11
#58eyedrops of the ocelot10
#1518fake fake vomit6
#1310fake hand7
#422fake plastic grass4
#992fancy but probably evil chocolate7
#634fancy chocolate5
#973fire4
#237flaming glowsticks2
#99football helmet1
#281frozen Mob Penguin5
#1946fruitcake5
#135fuzzy dice20
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#1090ghuol egg3
#1277giant discarded bottlecap2
#530giant discarded plastic fork19
#1516giant discarded torn-up glove1
#989giant pinky ring12
#78giant stuffed bugbear1
#1750gingerbread bugbear8
#3042gingerbread horror2
#209gingham blouse1
#1206gloomy black mushroom2
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#1098googly eye10
#883goth kid t-shirt2
#222grass blade1
#193grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#971grouchy restless spirit1
#1913grue egg12
#715hamethyst11
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#910herbal stuffing8
#68homeless hobo spirit1
#605huge spoon1
#14ice sickle2
#275ice stein1
#325iced-out bling1
#649incredibly creepy marionette4
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#365jewelry-making pliers1
#1288killer rag doll1
#436kite16
#1425kneecapping stick3
#98ladle of mystery2
#1171lavender plastic oyster egg3
#1286lavender polka-dot oyster egg2
#165loaded serum blowgun24
#1370lucky rabbit's foot3
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#248mafia aria100
#248makeshift cape1
#520marionette3
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#619mauve plastic oyster egg6
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#303miniature carton of clove cigarettes1
#275miniature stuffed Goth Giant2
#915mushroom fermenting solution6
#788off-white plastic oyster egg6
#761off-white striped oyster egg3
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#832oyster basket4
#729pail12
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#150penguin shorts1
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#2034pet rock2
#1432pet rock "Groucho" disguise3
#1884pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#104petrified time4
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#517pirate shirt2
#116pixellated candy heart174
#214plexiglass pinky ring1
#941porquoise7
#272porquoise bracelet1
#1150prehistoric spear2
#1287puce paisley oyster egg2
#531rag doll4
#90rat head balloon1
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#1390red plastic oyster egg3
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1299rib of the Bonerdagon1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1300scroll of pasta summoning2
#1393shiny ring12
#593skull-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#597sleeping snowy owl4
#548small leather glove1
#586sock monkey4
#478souvenir ski t-shirt1
#1388spectral pickle1
#224spiced rum3
#979spooky bicycle chain2
#971spooky cosmetics bag2
#84spoon!1
#1861stainless steel solitaire1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#1092stick-on-a-string2
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#2012stuffed doppelshifter3
#777stuffed zmobie1
#83sugar-coated pine cone56
#770support cummerbund6
#592supportive bra1
#29tapped black lotus1
#1316teddy bear3
#603tenderizing hammer1
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#101tiny makeup kit1
#3991tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#1511tiny plastic Crimbo elf6
#1064tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer9
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1808tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#1793tiny plastic accordion thief3
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#3304tiny plastic angry goat5
#2250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy8
#3315tiny plastic barrrnacle5
#1716tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#4841tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#990tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#2238tiny plastic cocoabo8
#6236tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#8149tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#3327tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick5
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3310tiny plastic grue5
#1833tiny plastic hermit3
#3306tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#3904tiny plastic killer bee4
#3333tiny plastic leprechaun5
#4836tiny plastic levitating potato3
#6159tiny plastic mosquito2
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1797tiny plastic pastamancer3
#4797tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#2642tiny plastic sauceror2
#2611tiny plastic seal clubber2
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2560tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton7
#3306tiny plastic stab bat5
#4018tiny plastic star starfish4
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#127tiny plastic sword1
#1830tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#924tofurkey gravy9
#1008tofurkey leg8
#2069top1
#188tortoise's blessing15
#1558toy crazy train3
#1072toy jet pack5
#941toy ray gun8
#702toy soldier2
#953toy space helmet7
#1384toy train1
#1106toy wheel6
#193tree skirt2
#1789tree-eating kite8
#132tropical paperweight3
#388tropical wrapping paper3
#1790turtle totem1
#1912vampire duck-on-a-string2
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#474vinegar85
#256white balloon30
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1111x-ray specs6
#1584yellow plastic oyster egg3
#1146yo6
#352yo-yo91
#402zombie pineal gland11

Wow, that's 3,286 items total!

what items are this player missing?