| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #762 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2386 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #776 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #417 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 20 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #1566 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #350 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #425 | astronaut pants | 20 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2395 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #3109 | candy stake | 2 |
| #142 | capacitor relay | 94 |
| #155 | carbon nanotube frame | 92 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #140 | delicious salad | 301 |
| #45 | duct tape | 1,000 |
| #5141 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #62 | evil googly eye | 76 |
| #240 | evil teddy bear | 66 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #98 | fustulent seal grulch | 5 |
| #1993 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #36 | iGoogly | 626 |
| #83 | killer rag doll | 25 |
| #384 | killing feather | 69 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #363 | pack of KWE trading card | 9 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #225 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #414 | rogue swarmer | 81 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #16 | squirming Slime larva | 6 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2243 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1222 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #35 | strange shiny disc | 200 |
| #26 | synthetic stuffing | 610 |
| #42 | theoretical string | 576 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1619 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #115 | toy crazy train | 86 |
| #29 | toy hoverpad | 657 |
| #794 | toy jet pack | 9 |
| #103 | toy mercenary | 68 |
| #474 | toy ray gun | 20 |
| #437 | toy space helmet | 20 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #123 | tree-eating kite | 276 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #457 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 23 |
| #371 | vibrating cyborg knife | 12 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |