| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #594 | Amulet of Yendor | 31 |
| #222 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 10 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #143 | Feynman gate | 89 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #88 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 2 |
| #28 | Thorny Toad trading card | 4 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #197 | Valentine's Day cake | 3 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #204 | arrow'd heart balloon | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #872 | bag of airline peanuts | 28 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #345 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 10 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #709 | bottle of goofballs | 36 |
| #266 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 5 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #912 | brick | 35 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #160 | capacitor relay | 85 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #717 | clown hammer | 35 |
| #346 | club necklace | 18 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #570 | defective skull | 36 |
| #560 | diamond necklace | 12 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #821 | encoder ring | 9 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #770 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 32 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1010 | fake fake vomit | 22 |
| #684 | fake hand | 36 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #948 | googly eye | 12 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #530 | heart necklace | 13 |
| #402 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 7 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #402 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 9 |
| #757 | jazz soap | 34 |
| #860 | joybuzzer | 28 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #877 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 26 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #588 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 42 |
| #692 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 41 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #601 | quantum polarity inducer | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #569 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 13 |
| #566 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 13 |
| #300 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 21 |
| #439 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 15 |
| #829 | rubber emo roe | 33 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #370 | spade necklace | 17 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #151 | stick of "gum" | 13 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #773 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 58 |
| #524 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 80 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #827 | stuffed angry cow | 57 |
| #688 | stuffed astral badger | 68 |
| #699 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 68 |
| #655 | stuffed cocoabo | 67 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #695 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 67 |
| #568 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 80 |
| #582 | stuffed hand turkey | 77 |
| #617 | stuffed mind flayer | 75 |
| #471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
| #583 | stuffed scary death orb | 78 |
| #2710 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #656 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 71 |
| #643 | stuffed snowy owl | 69 |
| #864 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 57 |
| #903 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 53 |
| #478 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 88 |
| #447 | stuffing | 20 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #877 | whoopie cushion | 31 |
| #1058 | wind-up chattering teeth | 21 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #629 | wooden block | 4 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #696 | x-ray specs | 23 |
| #862 | yellow snowcone | 35 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |