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| #593 | Amulet of Yendor | 31 |
| #222 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 10 |
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| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #142 | Feynman gate | 89 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #90 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 2 |
| #30 | Thorny Toad trading card | 4 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #197 | Valentine's Day cake | 3 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #204 | arrow'd heart balloon | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #870 | bag of airline peanuts | 28 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #345 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 10 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #715 | bottle of goofballs | 36 |
| #266 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 5 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #912 | brick | 35 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #159 | capacitor relay | 85 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #717 | clown hammer | 35 |
| #346 | club necklace | 18 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #569 | defective skull | 36 |
| #562 | diamond necklace | 12 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #819 | encoder ring | 9 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #767 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 32 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1007 | fake fake vomit | 22 |
| #684 | fake hand | 36 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #948 | googly eye | 12 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #532 | heart necklace | 13 |
| #402 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 7 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #401 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 9 |
| #757 | jazz soap | 34 |
| #859 | joybuzzer | 28 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #876 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 26 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #587 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 42 |
| #690 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 41 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #600 | quantum polarity inducer | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #568 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 13 |
| #565 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 13 |
| #298 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 21 |
| #443 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 15 |
| #832 | rubber emo roe | 33 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #371 | spade necklace | 17 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #150 | stick of "gum" | 13 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #781 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 58 |
| #527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 80 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #831 | stuffed angry cow | 57 |
| #691 | stuffed astral badger | 68 |
| #702 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 68 |
| #659 | stuffed cocoabo | 67 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #703 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 67 |
| #573 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 80 |
| #582 | stuffed hand turkey | 77 |
| #620 | stuffed mind flayer | 75 |
| #471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
| #589 | stuffed scary death orb | 78 |
| #2712 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #660 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 71 |
| #648 | stuffed snowy owl | 69 |
| #866 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 57 |
| #904 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 53 |
| #478 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 88 |
| #447 | stuffing | 20 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #875 | whoopie cushion | 31 |
| #1059 | wind-up chattering teeth | 21 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #629 | wooden block | 4 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #694 | x-ray specs | 23 |
| #859 | yellow snowcone | 35 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |