| #911 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #850 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #559 | 3-ball | 7 |
| #443 | 4-ball | 10 |
| #647 | 5-ball | 5 |
| #554 | 6-ball | 7 |
| #526 | 7-ball | 8 |
| #647 | 8-ball | 27 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1570 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #887 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1851 | Crown of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #2324 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #566 | Snow Queen Crown | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #667 | antique helmet | 3 |
| #670 | antique shield | 3 |
| #647 | antique spear | 4 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #250 | big bad voodoo mask | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #141 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #454 | bum cheek | 24 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #499 | cold ninja mask | 4 |
| #130 | crêepy mask | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #74 | detective skull | 2 |
| #898 | disco mask | 15 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #51 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #336 | eye of newt | 29 |
| #38 | fancy ball mask | 4 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #592 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #861 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #3142 | grue egg | 5 |
| #4479 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #364 | leather mask | 11 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #447 | lihc face | 8 |
| #254 | loadstone | 2 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #105 | mummy mask | 2 |
| #56 | nasty rat mask | 2 |
| #2519 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #229 | opera mask | 3 |
| #264 | personalized birthday cake | 6 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #749 | pink clay bead | 7 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #80 | red masque | 2 |
| #981 | roll of toilet paper | 48 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #364 | salamander spleen | 24 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1121 | snake | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #339 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #1136 | sparkler | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #1174 | spooky felt | 6 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #937 | spooky length of string | 10 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #760 | spooky toy wheel | 6 |
| #423 | spooky wooden block | 17 |
| #418 | squashed frog | 23 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #5285 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4162 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #7025 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3822 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #4947 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #4964 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #3418 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #6371 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3889 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #4308 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #4568 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3757 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #96 | surgical mask | 2 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #484 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1890 | unstable laser battery | 28 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #846 | wolf mask | 6 |