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| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
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| #1476 | Daffy Taffy | 9 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
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| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
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| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
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| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
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| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
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| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
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| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
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| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #631 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
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| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
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| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
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| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
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| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
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| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
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| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
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| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
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| #1422 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
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| #79 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
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| #921 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #363 | heart-shaped balloon | 21 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1741 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
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| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #662 | maple syrup | 3 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #249 | milk of magnesium | 3 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #204 | nothing-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #96 | onion shurikens | 10 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #253 | pine tar | 2 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #281 | pink glowstick | 8 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #759 | portable corkscrew | 9 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #977 | radium-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1469 | roll of toilet paper | 16 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #218 | shaving cream | 2 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #857 | spooky length of string | 11 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
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| #991 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #532 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #252 | string of blue beads | 41 |
| #265 | string of green beads | 41 |
| #341 | string of red beads | 32 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #315 | stuffed yo-yo | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1869 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #165 | turtle pheromones | 28 |
| #935 | twinkly wad | 5 |
| #287 | urinal cake | 10 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1162 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #945 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |