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| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
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| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
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| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
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| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #248 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
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| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
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| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
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| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
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| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
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| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
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| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
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| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
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| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
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| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
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| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
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| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
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| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
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| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
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| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
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| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
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| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
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| #921 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #428 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #363 | heart-shaped balloon | 21 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1743 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
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| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #938 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #666 | maple syrup | 3 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #248 | milk of magnesium | 3 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #203 | nothing-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #96 | onion shurikens | 10 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1713 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #253 | pine tar | 2 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #281 | pink glowstick | 8 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #759 | portable corkscrew | 9 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #978 | radium-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1472 | roll of toilet paper | 16 |
| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #220 | shaving cream | 2 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #936 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #856 | spooky length of string | 11 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #990 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #530 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #232 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #252 | string of blue beads | 41 |
| #265 | string of green beads | 41 |
| #341 | string of red beads | 32 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #315 | stuffed yo-yo | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #163 | turtle pheromones | 28 |
| #936 | twinkly wad | 5 |
| #287 | urinal cake | 10 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #945 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |