| #411 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #746 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 16 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1106 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #201 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 12 |
| #1267 | Crown of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #813 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #894 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #633 | Drowsy Sword | 28 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #821 | Iron Beta of Industry | 6 |
| #928 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 28 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #413 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1848 | badass belt | 29 |
| #727 | banana | 4 |
| #437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1018 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #1015 | bottle of goofballs | 25 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #903 | club necklace | 8 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1362 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #1171 | duct tape | 15 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #402 | facsimile dictionary | 27 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #74 | filthy lucre | 274 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #188 | gearbox necklace | 5 |
| #546 | giant pinky ring | 27 |
| #985 | grue egg | 27 |
| #1373 | handful of confetti | 28 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #785 | killing feather | 49 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #699 | obsidian dagger | 26 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #741 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #532 | pants of the Slug Lord | 7 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #405 | pork elf goodies sack | 17 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #720 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1224 | robotronic egg | 18 |
| #865 | rogue swarmer | 57 |
| #588 | roll of toilet paper | 125 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #699 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1309 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #501 | rusty chain necklace | 4 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #674 | sawblade fragment | 60 |
| #363 | sawblade shield | 8 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #780 | solid gold bowling ball | 19 |
| #784 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1079 | spectre scepter | 28 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2376 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #1385 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 36 |
| #1051 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 46 |
| #2542 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #1573 | stuffed angry cow | 32 |
| #1281 | stuffed astral badger | 40 |
| #1222 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1243 | stuffed cocoabo | 39 |
| #1237 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1089 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 46 |
| #1308 | stuffed hand turkey | 39 |
| #1649 | stuffed key | 15 |
| #1366 | stuffed mind flayer | 38 |
| #2067 | stuffed mink | 11 |
| #2783 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #1927 | stuffed scary death orb | 27 |
| #1050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 47 |
| #1664 | stuffed snowy owl | 30 |
| #1573 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 33 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1235 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 40 |
| #2385 | stuffed teddy butler | 7 |
| #2233 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #1698 | stuffed treasure chest | 14 |
| #1484 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 35 |
| #781 | sunken chest | 8 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #713 | towel | 11 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1477 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #433 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #687 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #422 | wrench bracelet | 7 |