| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #751 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 16 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1109 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #200 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 12 |
| #1270 | Crown of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #814 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #894 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #632 | Drowsy Sword | 28 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #826 | Iron Beta of Industry | 6 |
| #931 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 28 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #417 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1847 | badass belt | 29 |
| #728 | banana | 4 |
| #437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1014 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #1016 | bottle of goofballs | 25 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #904 | club necklace | 8 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1364 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #1171 | duct tape | 15 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #401 | facsimile dictionary | 27 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #75 | filthy lucre | 274 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #189 | gearbox necklace | 5 |
| #547 | giant pinky ring | 27 |
| #990 | grue egg | 27 |
| #1378 | handful of confetti | 28 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #784 | killing feather | 49 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1463 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #696 | obsidian dagger | 26 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #739 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #531 | pants of the Slug Lord | 7 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1109 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #407 | pork elf goodies sack | 17 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #721 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1225 | robotronic egg | 18 |
| #866 | rogue swarmer | 57 |
| #591 | roll of toilet paper | 125 |
| #1103 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #696 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #500 | rusty chain necklace | 4 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #674 | sawblade fragment | 60 |
| #360 | sawblade shield | 8 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #782 | solid gold bowling ball | 19 |
| #787 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1085 | spectre scepter | 28 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2385 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #1392 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 36 |
| #1053 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 46 |
| #2551 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #1577 | stuffed angry cow | 32 |
| #1284 | stuffed astral badger | 40 |
| #1224 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1244 | stuffed cocoabo | 39 |
| #1238 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1091 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 46 |
| #1310 | stuffed hand turkey | 39 |
| #1654 | stuffed key | 15 |
| #1368 | stuffed mind flayer | 38 |
| #2069 | stuffed mink | 11 |
| #2798 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #1931 | stuffed scary death orb | 27 |
| #1053 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 47 |
| #1669 | stuffed snowy owl | 30 |
| #1574 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 33 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1238 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 40 |
| #2388 | stuffed teddy butler | 7 |
| #2237 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #1700 | stuffed treasure chest | 14 |
| #1488 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 35 |
| #782 | sunken chest | 8 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6149 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #715 | towel | 11 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1476 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #432 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #692 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #713 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #419 | wrench bracelet | 7 |