| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #750 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 16 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1108 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #818 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #202 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 12 |
| #1269 | Crown of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #814 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #634 | Drowsy Sword | 28 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #826 | Iron Beta of Industry | 6 |
| #929 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 28 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #417 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1847 | badass belt | 29 |
| #727 | banana | 4 |
| #437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1015 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #1015 | bottle of goofballs | 25 |
| #6255 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #905 | club necklace | 8 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #1174 | duct tape | 15 |
| #1642 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #402 | facsimile dictionary | 27 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #75 | filthy lucre | 274 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #189 | gearbox necklace | 5 |
| #547 | giant pinky ring | 27 |
| #990 | grue egg | 27 |
| #1379 | handful of confetti | 28 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #785 | killing feather | 49 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1463 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #697 | obsidian dagger | 26 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #740 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #531 | pants of the Slug Lord | 7 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #407 | pork elf goodies sack | 17 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #721 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1225 | robotronic egg | 18 |
| #865 | rogue swarmer | 57 |
| #590 | roll of toilet paper | 125 |
| #1104 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #697 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1309 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2125 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #502 | rusty chain necklace | 4 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #674 | sawblade fragment | 60 |
| #362 | sawblade shield | 8 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #782 | solid gold bowling ball | 19 |
| #787 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1083 | spectre scepter | 28 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2386 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #1393 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 36 |
| #1054 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 46 |
| #2551 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #1579 | stuffed angry cow | 32 |
| #1286 | stuffed astral badger | 40 |
| #1226 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1245 | stuffed cocoabo | 39 |
| #1239 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1093 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 46 |
| #1312 | stuffed hand turkey | 39 |
| #1655 | stuffed key | 15 |
| #1370 | stuffed mind flayer | 38 |
| #2070 | stuffed mink | 11 |
| #2794 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #1931 | stuffed scary death orb | 27 |
| #1054 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 47 |
| #1669 | stuffed snowy owl | 30 |
| #1574 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 33 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1239 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 40 |
| #2389 | stuffed teddy butler | 7 |
| #2237 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #1699 | stuffed treasure chest | 14 |
| #1490 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 35 |
| #782 | sunken chest | 8 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #715 | towel | 11 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1476 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #432 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #690 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #713 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #420 | wrench bracelet | 7 |