| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #9 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 1 |
| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #97 | Crimboween memo | 77 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| #23 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 2 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #217 | Goodfella contract | 231 |
| #7 | Grimacite Bock | 9 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gaiters | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite galoshes | 2 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite garter | 2 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gasmask | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite gat | 2 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gauntlets | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite girdle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite glaive | 2 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite go-go boots | 1 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite goggles | 2 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite gorget | 2 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gown | 1 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite greaves | 2 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite guayabera | 2 |
| #7 | Jekyllin hide belt | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #13 | M-242 | 1,337 |
| #6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #469 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 11 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #48 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 2 |
| #50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
| #20 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 4 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #10 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #386 | asshat | 3 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #25 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 2 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #734 | box of sunshine | 405 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
| #9 | comfy blanket | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #16 | crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #277 | delicious salad | 200 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #1115 | filthy lucre | 20 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #34 | gauze garter | 1,064 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #52 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 3 |
| #37 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 3 |
| #82 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 3 |
| #147 | green glowstick | 10 |
| #53 | haiku katana | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #14 | ice sickle | 2 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #497 | jar of swamp gas | 76 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #98 | kneecapping stick | 169 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| 🥈 | lucky Tam O'Shatner | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #33 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #32 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #33 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #205 | orange glowstick | 10 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #249 | oriole-feather headdress | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #19 | party hat | 1,337 |
| #208 | pink glowstick | 10 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #18 | plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #10 | plans for depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #18 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #8 | seal-clubbing club | 79,738 |
| #25 | severed rocking horse head | 15 |
| 🥇 | sinister ancient tablet | 7 |
| #11 | snake | 1,337 |
| #9 | sparkler | 1,337 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #40 | thought balloon | 8 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #11 | time sword | 3 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #98 | tin star | 3 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #4 | unearthed volcanic meteoroid | 1 |
| 🥇 | wedge of gray cheese | 77 |
| #202 | yellow glowstick | 7 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |