| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #8 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 67 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #30 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 100 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #222 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 10 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #183 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 12 |
| #199 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 9 |
| #168 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 16 |
| #202 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 8 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #107 | booty chest charrrm | 100 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #134 | brown plastic baby | 5 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #208 | cold seal sweat | 11 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #349 | disassembled clover | 214 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #13 | extra-fancy ring setting | 45 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #235 | foetid seal tear | 11 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #211 | golden ring | 105 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #11 | heavy necklace chain | 45 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2338 | killing feather | 5 |
| #2759 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #199 | love song of disturbing obsession | 15 |
| #232 | love song of icy revenge | 5 |
| #257 | love song of naughty innuendo | 6 |
| #65 | love song of smoldering passion | 350 |
| #251 | love song of sugary cuteness | 5 |
| #114 | love song of vague ambiguity | 105 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #417 | old sweatpants | 176 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #993 | portable corkscrew | 5 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #13 | precious piercing post | 45 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1717 | robotronic egg | 5 |
| #2585 | rogue swarmer | 5 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #2503 | sawblade fragment | 5 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #474 | silver tongue charrrm | 6 |
| #44 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #86 | ten-leaf clover | 579 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2690 | unstable laser battery | 5 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #2319 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #396 | wad of cotton | 7 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |