| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 8 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #585 | Amulet of Yendor | 32 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #1328 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2693 | Crimbuck | 8 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #912 | Drowsy Sword | 16 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1354 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 17 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 8 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #426 | Typical Tavern swill | 8 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #2548 | badass belt | 19 |
| #734 | bag of airline peanuts | 38 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #540 | beer lens | 2 |
| #769 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #312 | black candy heart | 33 |
| #12 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 26 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #4116 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #875 | brick | 37 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #874 | clown hammer | 25 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #363 | cymbal syrup | 19 |
| #535 | defective skull | 39 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1143 | duct tape | 16 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #206 | dusty Crimbo crate | 45 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #1131 | elven cellocello | 18 |
| #543 | empty agua de vida bottle | 254 |
| #524 | encoder ring | 27 |
| #630 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 43 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #793 | fake fake vomit | 35 |
| #649 | fake hand | 40 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #265 | figurine of a charred seal | 12 |
| #520 | figurine of a cold seal | 9 |
| #242 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #273 | figurine of a stinking seal | 8 |
| #1134 | filthy lucre | 19 |
| #96 | flashing novelty button | 7 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #990 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #238 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #2123 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #418 | herringcello | 32 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #738 | jazz soap | 36 |
| #745 | joybuzzer | 36 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #1060 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 17 |
| #108 | magical mystery juice | 405 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #70 | memory of a C | 19 |
| #75 | memory of a G | 20 |
| #66 | memory of a T | 20 |
| #55 | memory of an A | 21 |
| #147 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 8 |
| #366 | mood ring | 22 |
| #990 | obsidian dagger | 17 |
| #205 | orange glowstick | 10 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #987 | penguin focaccia bread | 19 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #598 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 40 |
| #959 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 23 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #153 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 2 |
| #116 | pumpkinhead mask | 75 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #864 | rubber emo roe | 31 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #303 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #1549 | spectre scepter | 16 |
| #108 | spooky bark | 172 |
| #92 | spooky sap | 110 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #4233 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #2876 | stuffed astral badger | 16 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #3090 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3213 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3067 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #2786 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2823 | stuffed snowy owl | 16 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2802 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #70 | sugar shank | 2 |
| #117 | sugar shield | 5 |
| #117 | sugar shorts | 2 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #801 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #799 | whoopie cushion | 36 |
| #803 | wind-up chattering teeth | 35 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #153 | worthless gewgaw | 68 |
| #99 | worthless knick-knack | 173 |
| #508 | worthless trinket | 4 |
| #131 | woven baling wire bracelets | 7 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #539 | x-ray specs | 35 |
| #875 | yellow snowcone | 34 |