Theflyingzap

RankItemQuantity
#14381-ball1
#14272-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#1457Amulet of Yendor1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#69BRICKO hat1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#513Frat Army FGF1
#462Genalen™ Bottle1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#474Gnollish pie server2
#725Gnollish plunger1
#1049Go-Wassail1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#568Hippy Army MPE1
#470Hollandaise helmet1
#1795Imp Ale2
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#632Knob Goblin spatula2
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#979Microplushie: Bropane1
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#889Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#751Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#984Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#998Microplushie: Hippylase1
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1008Microplushie: Otakulone1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#961Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#988Mohawk wig1
#348Mon Tiki1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#612PADL Phone1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#1138Scalp of Gorgolok3
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#415Thwaitgold bookworm statuette3
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1414Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#126Van der Graaf helmet1
#292Ze™ goggles1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#503accidental cider1
#1568adorable seal larva1
#58ancient turtle shell helmet1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#486around the world1
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#1080asparagus knife1
#643asshat1
#430balaclava1
#305balloon helmet1
#312balloon sword1
#222banana daiquiri1
#144basic meat helmet1
#89bat hat1
#967beer bomb1
#561beer helmet2
#788beertini1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
#589black & tan1
#86black cowboy hat1
#695black helmet1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#1035bloody beer1
#621bloody mary1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#242boilermaker1
#392bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#378bottle of Definit1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#513bottle of cooking sherry1
#1329bottle of gin1
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#679bottle of popskull1
#266bottle of realpagne1
#1584bottle of rum1
#344bottle of sake1
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#363boxed champagne1
#1334boxed wine1
#94bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#1095bum cheek1
#466bungle in the jungle1
#117caipifruta1
#534calle de miel1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#554can of Swiller1
#592can of maces1
#1749canteen of wine1
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#83catskin cap1
#1063chef's hat1
#824chopsticks1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#523chrome sword1
#31clingfilm cap1
#102clockwork hat1
#798clown shoes1
#185clown wig1
#1284coconut shell1
#777cold ninja mask1
#883commemorative war stein1
#651communications windchimes1
#200cool mushroom wine1
#653cool whip2
#522corn holder1
#850cornuthaum1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#706crowbarrr1
#523cruelty-free wine1
#459cup of primitive beer1
#403curmudgel1
#494cursed bottle of black-label rum1
#513cursed bottle of rum1
#1477defective skull1
#84dense meat sword1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#597didgeridooka1
#1650disco ball2
#1718disco mask1
#985distilled fortified wine1
#587distressed denim pants1
#931draggin' ball hat1
#266dry martini1
#214dry vodka martini1
#1979drywall axe1
#516ducha de oro1
#92duct tape fedora1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#2833eggnog1
#206enchanted eyepatch1
#124enchantlers1
#541energy drink IV1
#255especially salty dog1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#1086eyepatch1
#952f3d0r41
#1985fake fake vomit1
#1791fake hand1
#124fancy ball mask1
#572fancy seashell necklace1
#14fancy tophat1
#656ferret bait1
#1427festive holiday hat1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#527filthy poultice1
#880fine wine1
#1764fire1
#529fire poi1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#133flask of Amontillado1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#323frat brats1
#826frilly skirt1
#541furniture dolly1
#604fuzzbump1
#688fuzzy busby1
#1240fuzzy dice5
#591fuzzy earmuffs1
#83ganger bandana1
#614gauze garter1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#135giant driftwood sculpture1
#564giant foam finger1
#1119giant needle2
#132gibson1
#275gimlet1
#129gin and tonic1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#821goat beard1
#1909green beer1
#549grog1
#5338grue egg1
#391grungy bandana1
#351guard turtle shell1
#1282handful of hand chalk1
#1877helmet turtle1
#180hemp net1
#481hippy medical kit2
#578hippy protest button1
#19honeycap1
#433horizontal tango1
#18hot daub bun1
#712iGoogly21
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1093ice-cold six-pack1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#426icy-hot katana1
#683irate sombrero1
#506keg shield1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#897leather mask1
#905lihc face1
#114linoleum helmet turtle1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#456longhaired hippy wig1
#99lucky ball-and-chain1
#230lumbering jack1
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#1220magical ice cubes1
#677maiden wig1
#181makeshift turban1
#310mandarina colada1
#235mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#480margarita1
#1299mariachi pants1
#666martini1
#180massive sitar1
#118meat cowboy hat1
#136meatloaf helmet1
#95meaty helmet turtle1
#629megatofu1
#396melted Jell-o shot2
#671mesh cap1
#119mimosette1
#791miner's helmet1
#588molotov cocktail cocktail1
#502monkey wrench1
#600mullet wig1
#218mummy mask1
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#96nasty rat mask1
#1430obsidian dagger10
#529ocean motion1
#78oil cap1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#257old-fashioned1
#2436oozenog1
#440opera mask1
#435orange peel hat1
#520oversized pipe2
#879oversized pizza cutter1
#1761pail1
#528papaya sling1
#620papaya slung1
#90paperclip turban1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#807party hat1
#1682passable elf mask1
#1565pasta spoon1
#192penguin whip1
#472perpendicular hula1
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#862personalized coffee mug7
#594pink pony1
#288pixel hat1
#214plum wine1
#224pointy red hat1
#1184pool cue1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#1506ravioli hat1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#515redrum1
#484reinforced beaded headband2
#454rockin' wagon1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#494roll in the hay1
#558rubber axe1
#1959rubber emo roe1
#647rum and cola1
#683safarrri hat1
#745sake bomb1
#855salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#336sangria1
#1709saucepan1
#380sausage bomb1
#589screwdriver1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#1055seal-skull helmet1
#74sealhide hood1
#411shiny hood ornament1
#2957shiny ring1
#307shot of flower schnapps1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#260shot of nepenthe schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#175shot of peach schnapps1
#168shot of pear schnapps1
#358shot of rotgut1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#201skeletortoise1
#546slap and tickle1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#427slip 'n' slide1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#475snorkel1
#10snow hat1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#258spangly sombrero1
#374spiced rum1
#60spiky turtle helmet1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#1219spooky stick1
#606star hat1
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#1825stolen accordion1
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#465strawberry wine1
#3140stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#3116stuffed Meat1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1875stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#2682stuffed key1
#1967stuffed martini1
#3073stuffed mink1
#3113stuffed monocle1
#1154stuffed ninja snowman2
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#3136stuffed teddy butler1
#3107stuffed tin of caviar1
#219sucker kabuto1
#207superamplified boom box1
#223tangarita with a fly in it1
#96teqiwila1
#610tequila grenade1
#438tequila sunrise1
#126tequila sunset1
#349tequila with training wheels1
#450thermos full of Knob coffee1
#536thistle wine1
🥇time sleigh1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1416tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#1156tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#1327tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1357tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#1317tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1340tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1361tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1343tiny plastic moneybee1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#641tomato daiquiri1
#1353untamable turtle1
#1253useless powder19
#1043viking helmet1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#127vodka and tonic1
#101vodka gibson1
#466vodka martini1
#511war tongs1
#939water pipe bomb1
#649whiskey and cola1
#411whiskey and soda1
#104whiskey bittersweet1
#630whiskey sour1
#792white Canadian1
#1104white lightning1
#1933whoopie cushion1
#415wine spritzer1
#1245wolf mask1
#811wooden stakes1
#596wool hat1
#554worn tophat1
#1454x-ray specs1
#80yak toupee1
#337yellow brick road1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#148zmobie1

Wow, that's 618 items total!

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