| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #190 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 14 |
| #25 | Beignet Milgranet | 14 |
| #266 | Blood Light | 15 |
| #155 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 12 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #380 | Crimbuck | 2,651 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #190 | Ecto-Cooler | 6 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #57 | Frosty's frosty mug | 33 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #91 | Go-Wassail | 227 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #274 | Hodgman's blanket | 5 |
| #131 | Knob pasty | 4 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #19 | Libram of Resolutions | 2 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #28 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #51 | Moon Pie | 3 |
| #202 | Nightstalker perfume | 12 |
| #156 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 9 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #33 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 14 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #47 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 2 |
| #78 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #160 | Silver Bullet beer | 15 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #73 | The Cooler Out of Space | 37 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #64 | Tome of Clip Art | 2 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #77 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 11 |
| #179 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 78 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #20 | Vodka Matryoshka | 11 |
| #50 | a cute angel | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #68 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 20 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #42 | antique record album | 99 |
| #20 | badass pie | 55 |
| #43 | banana | 233 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #58 | belemnite candy mold | 3 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #273 | bite-me-red lipstick | 67 |
| #56 | blank fudge mold | 11 |
| #60 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 23 |
| #96 | bone aperitif | 6 |
| #58 | bone meal | 9 |
| #154 | bottle of bubbles | 75 |
| #46 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 5 |
| #284 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #53 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #264 | bunch of bananas | 19 |
| #8 | can of franks 'n' beans | 25 |
| #25 | chocolate cigar | 43 |
| #137 | chocolate saucepan | 4 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #127 | drum of pomade | 11 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #168 | epic wad | 3 |
| #100 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #77 | fancy beef jerky | 2 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #217 | fancy chocolate car | 14 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #209 | frozen banquet | 11 |
| #252 | fudge bunny | 2 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #144 | fudge spork | 2 |
| #228 | ghostly body paint | 22 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #121 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 2 |
| #150 | gift-a-pult | 3 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #47 | glimmering buzzard feather | 1 |
| #73 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
| #129 | green gummi ingot | 258 |
| #538 | grue egg | 48 |
| #270 | grue egg omelette | 10 |
| #72 | gummi trilobite | 4 |
| #110 | guy made of bee pollen | 30 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #163 | honey-dew | 2 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #57 | irradiated pet snacks | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #114 | jerky coins | 199 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #706 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #183 | necrotizing body spray | 51 |
| #656 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | pebblebräu | 17 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #387 | pog #01 (spider) | 2 |
| #392 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 2 |
| #391 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 2 |
| #322 | pog #09 (pirate) | 3 |
| #275 | pog #10 (hobo) | 4 |
| #156 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 7 |
| #264 | press-on ribs | 30 |
| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #130 | red gummi ingot | 255 |
| #1173 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #118 | sorority brain | 13 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #384 | spectre scepter | 82 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #47 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 19 |
| #124 | thermos of brew | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #109 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 10 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #236 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 21 |
| #121 | voodoo snuff | 12 |
| #164 | whisker pencil | 57 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #397 | wind-up meatcar | 27 |
| #265 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |
| #134 | yellow gummi ingot | 253 |