| #24 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 11 |
| #40 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 11 |
| #83 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 16 |
| #223 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 11 |
| #114 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 10 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #21 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #8 | Dinsey tattoo kit | 1 |
| #94 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 12 |
| #148 | Green Clover of Justice | 12 |
| #587 | Iron Beta of Industry | 11 |
| #9 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 11 |
| #474 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 12 |
| #194 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 11 |
| #67 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 11 |
| #94 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 11 |
| #82 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 19 |
| #12 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 11 |
| #16 | Red Balloon of Valor | 11 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 6 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| #718 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #29 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 11 |
| #97 | Wolfman Nardz | 17 |
| #252 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 12 |
| #104 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 11 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #135 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 16 |
| #23 | club necklace | 130 |
| #22 | diamond necklace | 117 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #23 | heart necklace | 137 |
| #88 | mulled cider | 22 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #16 | pack of KWE trading card | 124 |
| #397 | petrified wood | 20 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #18 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 137 |
| #18 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 144 |
| #16 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 146 |
| #21 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 129 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #27 | spade necklace | 124 |
| #366 | spooky bark | 36 |
| #343 | spooky sap | 25 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #13 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
| #1727 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1745 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #2010 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #100 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 261 |
| #27 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 687 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #25 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 680 |
| #134 | stuffed Meat | 248 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #36 | stuffed angry cow | 671 |
| #36 | stuffed astral badger | 637 |
| #43 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 665 |
| #35 | stuffed cocoabo | 664 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #34 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 667 |
| #37 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 674 |
| #134 | stuffed gray blob | 310 |
| #30 | stuffed hand turkey | 700 |
| #94 | stuffed key | 378 |
| #578 | stuffed martini | 14 |
| #32 | stuffed mind flayer | 685 |
| #214 | stuffed mink | 169 |
| #133 | stuffed monocle | 231 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #32 | stuffed scary death orb | 670 |
| #35 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 713 |
| #28 | stuffed snowy owl | 702 |
| #33 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 673 |
| #582 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 14 |
| #30 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 652 |
| #116 | stuffed teddy butler | 255 |
| #137 | stuffed tin of caviar | 227 |
| #102 | stuffed treasure chest | 377 |
| #44 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 527 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 8 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #651 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1703 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |