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| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #201 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 12 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #890 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #312 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #578 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 10 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 5 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1729 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1463 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #1471 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #1644 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1527 | disco mask | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1530 | green beer | 3 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #445 | pork elf goodies sack | 15 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #480 | sawblade shield | 5 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #135 | stainless steel scarf | 17 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |