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| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #202 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 12 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #894 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #314 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #409 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #351 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #310 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #461 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #551 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #277 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 10 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 5 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1729 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #1475 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #1649 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1532 | disco mask | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1532 | green beer | 3 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #447 | pork elf goodies sack | 15 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1707 | saucepan | 1 |
| #479 | sawblade shield | 5 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #135 | stainless steel scarf | 17 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |