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| #1508 | Crimbuck | 177 |
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| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
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| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
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| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
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| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
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| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
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| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
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| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
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| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
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| #569 | cream stout | 1 |
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| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
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| #148 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
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| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
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| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
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| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
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| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
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| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #854 | salty dog | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
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| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
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| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
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| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2566 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
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| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #5283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
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| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
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| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
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| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
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| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
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| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #127 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #101 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #465 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #222 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #321 | wine spritzer | 2 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |