| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2308 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #1236 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1272 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #1261 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #753 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian stew | 1 |
| #119 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1146 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #798 | Knob Goblin love potion | 4 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #791 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 4 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin steroids | 6 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #867 | Knob Goblin tongs | 3 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin visor | 2 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #776 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 2 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #426 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #371 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #972 | Trollhouse cookies | 7 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #723 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 10 |
| #97 | arrow'd heart balloon | 6 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1730 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #715 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #157 | eXtreme mittens | 33 |
| #134 | eXtreme scarf | 32 |
| #453 | electrical thingamabob | 3 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #670 | flaming crutch | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #232 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #3305 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #798 | glass of goat's milk | 2 |
| #2537 | golden ring | 5 |
| #833 | hot wing | 18 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #331 | pie man was not meant to eat | 2 |
| #514 | pile of dusty animal bones | 5 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #407 | plastic ingot | 3 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #759 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #250 | sk8board | 5 |
| #52 | skeleton bone | 2,017 |
| #232 | space junk | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8949 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8972 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8805 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8880 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #899 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #24 | t8r tots | 1,107 |
| #40 | taco shell | 926 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3122 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #582 | titanium assault umbrella | 9 |
| #523 | toast | 1,771 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #941 | turtle totem | 20 |
| #15 | uncooked chorizo | 655 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #101 | wad of dough | 931 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |