| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #376 | Amulet of Yendor | 62 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #766 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 3 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #768 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 5 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #610 | bag of airline peanuts | 48 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #841 | black-and-blue light | 3 |
| #785 | blue plasma ball | 5 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #638 | brick | 57 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #688 | cheap studded belt | 8 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1442 | clown hammer | 5 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1165 | defective skull | 6 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #1953 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #579 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #394 | encoder ring | 45 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #522 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 55 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #400 | fake hand | 70 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #699 | flavored foot massage oil | 8 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #418 | jazz soap | 71 |
| #513 | joybuzzer | 59 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1741 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #643 | mood ring | 3 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #948 | personalized coffee mug | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #422 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 62 |
| #512 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 59 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #984 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #859 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 9 |
| #929 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #566 | rubber emo roe | 56 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #155 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 2 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #591 | spectral pickle | 15 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2716 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #2312 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 21 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #2241 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #1777 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #2404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1968 | stuffed cocoabo | 25 |
| #1821 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 28 |
| #2036 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2283 | stuffed hand turkey | 22 |
| #2136 | stuffed mind flayer | 24 |
| #2803 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #2111 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2052 | stuffed snowy owl | 24 |
| #2555 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 25 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #255 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2844 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #3361 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #436 | whoopie cushion | 74 |
| #546 | wind-up chattering teeth | 59 |
| #370 | x-ray specs | 61 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #527 | yellow snowcone | 64 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |