| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #374 | Amulet of Yendor | 62 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #767 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 3 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #766 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 5 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #610 | bag of airline peanuts | 48 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #840 | black-and-blue light | 3 |
| #785 | blue plasma ball | 5 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #639 | brick | 57 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #688 | cheap studded belt | 8 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1440 | clown hammer | 5 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #1633 | club necklace | 4 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1162 | defective skull | 6 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #393 | encoder ring | 45 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #520 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 55 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #399 | fake hand | 70 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #698 | flavored foot massage oil | 8 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #418 | jazz soap | 71 |
| #512 | joybuzzer | 59 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1738 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #641 | mood ring | 3 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #945 | personalized coffee mug | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #421 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 62 |
| #511 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 59 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #985 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #862 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 9 |
| #935 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #567 | rubber emo roe | 56 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #376 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #155 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 2 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1381 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #590 | spectral pickle | 15 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #618 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2727 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #2324 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 21 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #2247 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #1779 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #2415 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1976 | stuffed cocoabo | 25 |
| #1828 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 28 |
| #2043 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2292 | stuffed hand turkey | 22 |
| #2145 | stuffed mind flayer | 24 |
| #2810 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #2121 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2062 | stuffed snowy owl | 24 |
| #2562 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2346 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2055 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 25 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #255 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3342 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #3367 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #435 | whoopie cushion | 74 |
| #548 | wind-up chattering teeth | 59 |
| #368 | x-ray specs | 61 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #524 | yellow snowcone | 64 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |