| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #34 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 5 |
| 🥉 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 12 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #89 | Bonerdagon necklace | 82 |
| #138 | Boss Bat bling | 23 |
| #241 | Boss Bat britches | 55 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #455 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #251 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 10 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbough | 5 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #1042 | Drowsy Sword | 13 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #521 | Instant Karma | 10 |
| #328 | Iron Beta of Industry | 26 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1304 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 18 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #576 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #333 | badass belt | 120 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #668 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #501 | bottle of goofballs | 51 |
| #3336 | box of sunshine | 22 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #63 | burst hellseal brain | 223 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #401 | cheap elven gloves | 11 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #40 | colorful plastic ball | 2,858 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #770 | duct tape | 33 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #1010 | empty agua de vida bottle | 18 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #775 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 13 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #480 | festive holiday hat | 9 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #202 | grass clippings | 2 |
| #155 | green candygram | 3 |
| #237 | grue egg | 92 |
| #880 | handful of confetti | 48 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #602 | heart of the volcano | 11 |
| #72 | hellseal claw | 485 |
| #51 | hellseal whisker | 498 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #213 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #186 | lavender candygram | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #177 | magical mystery juice | 112 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #171 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 6 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #108 | oily golden mushroom | 4 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #16 | pile of loose snow | 7 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #171 | pointy red hat | 2 |
| #1252 | pretty flower | 10 |
| #821 | radium-flavored potato chips | 14 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #194 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #67 | shredded hellseal hide | 203 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #210 | slime convention swag bag | 2 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #701 | spectre scepter | 47 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #120 | stainless steel scarf | 18 |
| #196 | stainless steel shillelagh | 15 |
| #103 | stainless steel skullcap | 16 |
| #320 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
| #114 | stainless steel solitaire | 15 |
| #134 | stainless steel suspenders | 20 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #60 | torn hellseal sinew | 228 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #1922 | unstable DNA | 7 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #273 | wrench bracelet | 13 |
| #251 | wumpus hair | 6 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #230 | yellow candygram | 3 |