| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #431 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #118 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #26 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 1 |
| #91 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 4 |
| #1045 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #65 | Fitspiration™ poster | 28 |
| #106 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #657 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hat O' Nine Tails | 1 |
| #7 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #164 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #68 | Iceberglar scarf | 9 |
| #137 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 17 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #516 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #103 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 14 |
| #37 | Kudzu slaw | 22 |
| #16 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #39 | Mansquito's blood | 22 |
| #387 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #18 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #66 | Red Army camouflage kit | 16 |
| #128 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #16 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #171 | Shivering Chèvre | 8 |
| #87 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 15 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #11 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #9 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 2 |
| #11 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 2 |
| #9 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 2 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #147 | Stone Golem pebbles | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #5 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #135 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 19 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #42 | The Author's inkwell | 17 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #86 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #83 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #78 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #101 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #412 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #416 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1440 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #378 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 5 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #148 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 5 |
| #718 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 22 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #21 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #99 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 17 |
| #51 | assassin's cheese knife | 16 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #41 | bag of random words | 21 |
| #79 | batarang | 6 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #363 | bite-me-red lipstick | 34 |
| #79 | black friar's tonsure | 20 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #90 | black magic powder | 12 |
| #158 | blob of acid | 4 |
| #64 | blue oyster badge | 43 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #52 | bottle of Red-Out | 16 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #3232 | box of sunshine | 24 |
| #108 | brigand brittle | 125 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #78 | button rouge | 11 |
| #36 | can of drain cleaner | 19 |
| #134 | clove-flavored lip balm | 4 |
| #85 | coal contact lenses | 5 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #62 | conjured ice cream | 10 |
| #106 | costume rental shop | 2 |
| #52 | crappy waiter disguise | 30 |
| #104 | creepy nursery rhyme | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #93 | dancing fan | 6 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #65 | disposable lighter | 10 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #139 | eldritch dough | 3 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #86 | electric copperhead potion | 12 |
| #119 | embezzler's oil | 2 |
| #180 | enchanted muesli | 4 |
| #87 | exotic orchid | 2 |
| #85 | filthy armor | 3 |
| #113 | fireclutch | 13 |
| #68 | flask of rainwater | 30 |
| #152 | flayed mind | 5 |
| #116 | frog lip-print | 2 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #90 | giant neckbeard | 17 |
| #127 | giant tube of black lipstick | 42 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #125 | gilt perfume bottle | 4 |
| #106 | glass of gnat milk | 18 |
| #125 | glass of warm milk | 8 |
| #201 | gold toothbrush | 3 |
| #89 | grease trap | 3 |
| #70 | handful of fire | 8 |
| #160 | holistic headache remedy | 9 |
| #34 | hustler shades | 48 |
| #111 | icy hairspray | 1 |
| #37 | infrablack lipstick | 22 |
| #79 | iron torso box | 3 |
| #157 | janglin' bones | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #94 | jazzy cigarette holder | 5 |
| #165 | kobold kibble | 4 |
| #99 | leather glove | 3 |
| #434 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #68 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 29 |
| #424 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #235 | magical pony: Pearjack | 7 |
| #367 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 4 |
| #336 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 4 |
| #277 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 6 |
| #401 | magical pony: Uniquity | 3 |
| #107 | mercenary headband | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #109 | muscle oil | 2 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #89 | ninja fear powder | 6 |
| #92 | novelty fruit hat | 2 |
| #76 | one glove | 8 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #130 | page of the Necrohobocon | 7 |
| #99 | perpendicular guano | 7 |
| #403 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #65 | pickpocket protector | 10 |
| #91 | piggy tattoo | 1 |
| #162 | pirate cream pie | 4 |
| #102 | plague pie | 3 |
| #69 | plastic Jefferson wings | 29 |
| #110 | porkpocket | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #89 | punk patch | 28 |
| #105 | pygmy adder oil | 27 |
| #158 | pygmy dart | 2 |
| #109 | pygmy papers | 22 |
| #104 | pygmy witchhazel | 9 |
| #41 | question juice | 18 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #43 | red-hot jawbreaker | 11 |
| #76 | scrunchie tourniquet | 49 |
| #118 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 32 |
| #62 | shamanic ham | 9 |
| #80 | short deposition | 35 |
| #98 | sinister-looking cat | 6 |
| #125 | skelelton spine | 39 |
| #83 | skeletal banana | 21 |
| #79 | smellbook | 7 |
| #100 | smut orc sunglasses | 12 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #56 | spicy bean burrito | 27 |
| #86 | steampunk potion | 39 |
| #4051 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #60 | the funk | 18 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #152 | tiny canopic jar | 3 |
| #32 | tube of pendulum lube | 25 |
| #45 | tube of villain white | 10 |
| #199 | tulip | 3 |
| #159 | una poca de gracia | 2 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #44 | vibrating mushroom | 4 |
| #106 | voodoo glowskull | 18 |
| #298 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #438 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #115 | zombie hollandaise | 9 |