| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #120 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #22 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 1 |
| #89 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 4 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #65 | Fitspiration™ poster | 28 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hat O' Nine Tails | 1 |
| #5 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #67 | Iceberglar scarf | 9 |
| #137 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 17 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #103 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 14 |
| #36 | Kudzu slaw | 22 |
| #15 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #37 | Mansquito's blood | 22 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #14 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #12 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #15 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #66 | Red Army camouflage kit | 16 |
| #126 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #169 | Shivering Chèvre | 8 |
| #87 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 15 |
| #12 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #9 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #9 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 2 |
| #11 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 2 |
| #8 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 2 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #145 | Stone Golem pebbles | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #135 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 19 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #40 | The Author's inkwell | 17 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #12 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #367 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 5 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 5 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 22 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #10 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #97 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 17 |
| #50 | assassin's cheese knife | 16 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #40 | bag of random words | 21 |
| #79 | batarang | 6 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #362 | bite-me-red lipstick | 34 |
| #79 | black friar's tonsure | 20 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #90 | black magic powder | 12 |
| #156 | blob of acid | 4 |
| #63 | blue oyster badge | 43 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #53 | bottle of Red-Out | 16 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #3226 | box of sunshine | 24 |
| #107 | brigand brittle | 125 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #79 | button rouge | 11 |
| #35 | can of drain cleaner | 19 |
| #132 | clove-flavored lip balm | 4 |
| #83 | coal contact lenses | 5 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #61 | conjured ice cream | 10 |
| #103 | costume rental shop | 2 |
| #50 | crappy waiter disguise | 30 |
| #102 | creepy nursery rhyme | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #92 | dancing fan | 6 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #65 | disposable lighter | 10 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #135 | eldritch dough | 3 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #86 | electric copperhead potion | 12 |
| #115 | embezzler's oil | 2 |
| #176 | enchanted muesli | 4 |
| #87 | exotic orchid | 2 |
| #82 | filthy armor | 3 |
| #112 | fireclutch | 13 |
| #67 | flask of rainwater | 30 |
| #148 | flayed mind | 5 |
| #116 | frog lip-print | 2 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #89 | giant neckbeard | 17 |
| #127 | giant tube of black lipstick | 42 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #124 | gilt perfume bottle | 4 |
| #104 | glass of gnat milk | 18 |
| #124 | glass of warm milk | 8 |
| #198 | gold toothbrush | 3 |
| #89 | grease trap | 3 |
| #68 | handful of fire | 8 |
| #158 | holistic headache remedy | 9 |
| #33 | hustler shades | 48 |
| #110 | icy hairspray | 1 |
| #36 | infrablack lipstick | 22 |
| #76 | iron torso box | 3 |
| #155 | janglin' bones | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #92 | jazzy cigarette holder | 5 |
| #161 | kobold kibble | 4 |
| #98 | leather glove | 3 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #68 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 29 |
| #416 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #229 | magical pony: Pearjack | 7 |
| #363 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 4 |
| #330 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 4 |
| #270 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 6 |
| #393 | magical pony: Uniquity | 3 |
| #104 | mercenary headband | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #109 | muscle oil | 2 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #88 | ninja fear powder | 6 |
| #91 | novelty fruit hat | 2 |
| #75 | one glove | 8 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #129 | page of the Necrohobocon | 7 |
| #99 | perpendicular guano | 7 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #65 | pickpocket protector | 10 |
| #90 | piggy tattoo | 1 |
| #162 | pirate cream pie | 4 |
| #99 | plague pie | 3 |
| #67 | plastic Jefferson wings | 29 |
| #109 | porkpocket | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #89 | punk patch | 28 |
| #104 | pygmy adder oil | 27 |
| #156 | pygmy dart | 2 |
| #109 | pygmy papers | 22 |
| #102 | pygmy witchhazel | 9 |
| #39 | question juice | 18 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #41 | red-hot jawbreaker | 11 |
| #73 | scrunchie tourniquet | 49 |
| #115 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 32 |
| #60 | shamanic ham | 9 |
| #80 | short deposition | 35 |
| #99 | sinister-looking cat | 6 |
| #125 | skelelton spine | 39 |
| #81 | skeletal banana | 21 |
| #79 | smellbook | 7 |
| #100 | smut orc sunglasses | 12 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #56 | spicy bean burrito | 27 |
| #86 | steampunk potion | 39 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #60 | the funk | 18 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #149 | tiny canopic jar | 3 |
| #30 | tube of pendulum lube | 25 |
| #42 | tube of villain white | 10 |
| #200 | tulip | 3 |
| #157 | una poca de gracia | 2 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #43 | vibrating mushroom | 4 |
| #105 | voodoo glowskull | 18 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #112 | zombie hollandaise | 9 |