| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1276 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #116 | Boris's key lime | 5 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #815 | Crimboween memo | 13 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #742 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #363 | LED block | 3 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1973 | Yummy Tummy bean | 39 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #3275 | badass belt | 13 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #3173 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #1122 | candy cane | 30 |
| #715 | candy stake | 9 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #127 | clockwork key | 12 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #456 | cog | 54 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #670 | dollhive | 10 |
| #1828 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #655 | eggnog | 27 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #1589 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #132 | flange | 24 |
| #754 | fruitcake | 29 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1032 | gingerbread bugbear | 20 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #273 | golden ring | 80 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1138 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #89 | hippo whip | 2 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #573 | iGoogly | 31 |
| #387 | immense cyborg hand | 9 |
| #1177 | ion grid | 6 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #176 | killing feather | 107 |
| #328 | laser-broiled pear | 24 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #346 | meat from yesterday | 5 |
| #804 | monomolecular yo-yo | 43 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1463 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #478 | nanite-infested eggnog | 10 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #562 | nanofiber cloth | 9 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #273 | oversized fish scaler | 12 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1203 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #944 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #209 | robotronic egg | 112 |
| #486 | [2108]rock | 9 |
| #844 | rogue swarmer | 58 |
| #220 | sawblade fragment | 97 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1701 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #425 | spring | 49 |
| #442 | sprocket | 47 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #313 | stick | 9 |
| #1092 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #1131 | stuffed gray blob | 14 |
| #666 | synthetic stuffing | 8 |
| #1374 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #859 | theoretical string | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4479 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1014 | tofurkey gravy | 8 |
| #1009 | tofurkey leg | 8 |
| #325 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #464 | tooth | 9 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #669 | toy hoverpad | 16 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2261 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #219 | unstable laser battery | 89 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #147 | vibrating cyborg knife | 20 |
| #506 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 12 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |