| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1114 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1640 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1675 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #164 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1273 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #780 | Crimbuck | 1,036 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #307 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 2 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #603 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 4 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #911 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| #108 | amok putter | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #484 | armgun | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #4173 | badass belt | 8 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #332 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #287 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #702 | big red clown nose | 4 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #95 | black blade | 2 |
| #124 | black cloak | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #726 | bloody clown pants | 3 |
| #290 | bone flute | 3 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #501 | broken sword | 2 |
| #355 | bronze breastplate | 3 |
| #141 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #728 | bugbear beanie | 4 |
| #789 | bugbear bungguard | 3 |
| #497 | bullet-proof corduroys | 2 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #157 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #1062 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #704 | cornuthaum | 2 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #436 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #755 | diamond-studded cane | 3 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #490 | distressed denim pants | 2 |
| #771 | draggin' ball hat | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #407 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 2 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #718 | eXtreme mittens | 2 |
| #504 | eXtreme scarf | 4 |
| #124 | electrical thingamabob | 120 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #773 | filthy knitted dread sack | 2 |
| #274 | frilly shirt | 2 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #303 | goatskin umbrella | 4 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #500 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #75 | gummi snake | 10 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #605 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #418 | keg shield | 2 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #621 | lollipop stick | 24 |
| #335 | magic whistle | 2 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2517 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #468 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #111 | plastic ingot | 144 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #724 | red gummi ingot | 15 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #850 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #873 | titanium assault umbrella | 2 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #47 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #748 | yellow gummi ingot | 12 |