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RankItemQuantity
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#1457Amulet of Yendor1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1688Feynman gate1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#216MSG1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#703Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#171Mr. Balloon1
#182Mylar balloon1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#2405Valentine1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#183Venus flytrap1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#129all-purpose flower1
#53angel-food cake1
#679anniversary balloon1
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#183babycakes1
#2450baconstone1
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#7427badass belt1
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#2042ball1
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#813black snowcone1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#290blood of the Wereseal1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#877blue snowcone1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#125blue velvet cake1
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#2707brick1
#746briefcase1
#696broken cellular phone1
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#254cheap wind-up clock1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#1795clown hammer1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#95congratulatory cake1
#1025daisy1
#57deadly nightshade1
#1477defective skull1
#175delectable catalyst1
#468delicious noodles1
#41devil's-food cake1
#1849disco ball1
#1718disco mask1
#1640doll house1
#395double daisy1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#184enchanted brass knuckles1
#1180encoder ring1
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#145exotic orchid1
#1773explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#1985fake fake vomit1
#1791fake hand1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#1764fire1
#82gilded lily1
#882green balloon1
#841green snowcone1
#2400hamethyst1
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#263hamethyst ring1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#1877helmet turtle1
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1775ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#1828jazz soap1
#1882joybuzzer1
#499kickback cookbook1
#1289killer rag doll1
#2060kite1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#183ladle of mystery1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#2077mafia aria1
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#1086marionette1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#69mini-zeppelin1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#145moxie magnet1
#690mugcake1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#861orange snowcone1
#1890oyster basket1
#1565pasta spoon1
#1276penguin skin1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2716pet rock1
#1651pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#2213porquoise1
#273porquoise bracelet1
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#294porquoise necklace1
#251porquoise ring1
#2221possessed top1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#890purple snowcone1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#1303rag doll1
#90rat head balloon1
#1506ravioli hat1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#845red snowcone1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#1431[2108]rock1
#1959rubber emo roe1
#855salty dog1
#1479scroll of pasta summoning1
#1103seal tooth1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#1348sock monkey1
#138special sauce glove1
#1856spooky felt1
#1892spooky length of string1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1572spooky toy wheel1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#1029stick1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#1931stringy sinew1
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#83stuffed sabre-toothed lime1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#152stuffed yeti1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#1487support cummerbund1
#322tasket1
#2033teddy bear1
#148thought balloon1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#265tisket1
#1404tooth1
#2527toothsome rock1
#2068top1
#2400toy crazy train1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#392tulip1
#1791turtle totem1
#728urinal cake1
#1538wheel1
#903white balloon1
#740white chocolate chip cookies1
#1933whoopie cushion1
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#1454x-ray specs1
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#2114yellow snowcone1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1736yeti fur1
#2204yo1
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 314 items total!

what items are this player missing?