| #26 | 5-hour acrimony | 419 |
| #125 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 52 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #909 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #24 | CRIMBCO scrip | 9,920 |
| #300 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 8 |
| #10 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 4 |
| #10 | Chester's bag of candy | 6 |
| #12 | Chester's cutoffs | 5 |
| #15 | Chester's moustache | 5 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #67 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 159 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #23 | FDKOL commendation | 19,737 |
| #17 | Frosty's carrot | 5 |
| 🥉 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1,004 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #19 | Gets-You-Drunk | 7 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #13 | Hodgman's blanket | 103 |
| #10 | Hodgman's bow tie | 6 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #26 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 2 |
| #24 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 3 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #320 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #46 | Mark of the Bugbear | 7 |
| #50 | Mark of the Ghost | 5 |
| #40 | Mark of the Skeleton | 7 |
| #47 | Mark of the Vampire | 6 |
| #53 | Mark of the Werewolf | 6 |
| #50 | Mark of the Zombie | 5 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #15 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 5 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #32 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 2 |
| #8 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 6 |
| 🥉 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 802 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #10 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 6 |
| #517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #9 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 5 |
| #26 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 2 |
| #9 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 4 |
| #7 | Oscus's pelt | 8 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #353 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #31 | Wand of Oscus | 3 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #12 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 4 |
| #9 | Zombo's shield | 7 |
| #13 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 3 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #16 | Zombo's skullcap | 4 |
| #48 | aerated diving helmet | 6 |
| #35 | angst burger | 250 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #66 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #70 | bananagate | 88 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #42 | blood sausage | 3 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #230 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 35 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #14 | dwarvish war helmet | 11 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| #82 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #425 | extra-greasy slider | 4 |
| #84 | filthy lucre | 255 |
| #309 | frozen banquet | 7 |
| #134 | fudgecule | 18,177 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #57 | green gummi ingot | 608 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2051 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #413 | heart of the volcano | 17 |
| #23 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 204 |
| #71 | kumquartz | 89 |
| #200 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 8 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #66 | pearidot | 90 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #75 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #82 | prehistoric spear | 39 |
| #659 | really dense meat stack | 9 |
| #60 | red gummi ingot | 608 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #88 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #67 | shady shades | 1 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #78 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #81 | strawberyl | 79 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #404 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #219 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #138 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 4 |
| #92 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 5 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #509 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #143 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 4 |
| #114 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #91 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 5 |
| #93 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 11 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #387 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #203 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 5 |
| #252 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 7 |
| #241 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #388 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #76 | tourmalime | 85 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #83 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #152 | warbear battery | 19 |
| #142 | warbear blizzard mead | 2 |
| #96 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #57 | yellow gummi ingot | 604 |