| #358 | 1-ball | 14 |
| #597 | 2-ball | 6 |
| #453 | 3-ball | 10 |
| #468 | 4-ball | 9 |
| #644 | 5-ball | 5 |
| #309 | 6-ball | 16 |
| #566 | 7-ball | 7 |
| #463 | 8-ball | 52 |
| #119 | 9-ball | 9 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #229 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #459 | CRIMBCO scrip | 560 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1171 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1258 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #390 | Gaia beads | 4 |
| #52 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 338 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #506 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 5 |
| #271 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 8 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #19 | Neverending Party favor | 70 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #105 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 4 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #104 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 4 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #35 | astral badger | 2 |
| #295 | astral mushroom | 38 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #136 | beach glass bead | 55 |
| #526 | black pension check | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #3267 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #279 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #345 | chintzy turtle brooch | 2 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #113 | clay peace-sign bead | 67 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #837 | dense meat stack | 9 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1096 | fake hand | 12 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #997 | filthy lucre | 27 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #325 | frozen Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #104 | furry fur | 1,628 |
| #41 | furry pants | 26 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #169 | giant penguin keychain | 2 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #258 | gloomy black mushroom | 13 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #452 | grumpy old man charrrm | 3 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #216 | handful of hand chalk | 191 |
| #137 | handful of tips | 3 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #877 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #130 | hemp string | 185 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #290 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 25 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #287 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 25 |
| #788 | lucky rabbit's foot | 8 |
| #251 | lupine sword | 3 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #351 | necklace chain | 6 |
| #422 | old coin purse | 9 |
| #302 | old leather wallet | 17 |
| #1510 | old sweatpants | 11 |
| #82 | oldcake | 4 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #179 | personalized birthday cake | 9 |
| #1106 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 16 |
| #145 | phat turquoise bead | 70 |
| #314 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 26 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #194 | pile of gold coins | 10 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #534 | pool cue | 8 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #620 | portable corkscrew | 11 |
| #557 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #88 | primitive candy cane | 4 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #341 | rum barrel charrrm | 3 |
| #188 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #327 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 6 |
| #390 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 3 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #151 | smut orc keepsake box | 3 |
| #295 | snarling wolf shield | 2 |
| #155 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 2 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1217 | string of blue beads | 9 |
| #1120 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1284 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #4043 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #348 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 21 |
| #355 | tarrrnish charrrm | 5 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #391 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 12 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #908 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #1302 | wind-up chattering teeth | 11 |
| #124 | wolf mask | 395 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #195 | yule gruel | 1 |