| #41 | 5-hour acrimony | 180 |
| #254 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #32 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 126 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #630 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 19 |
| #109 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 25 |
| #40 | Blood Light | 68 |
| #112 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 15 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #166 | Ecto-Cooler | 7 |
| #18 | FDKOL commendation | 20,226 |
| #199 | Friendliness Beverage | 18 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #46 | Mark of the Bugbear | 7 |
| #10 | Necrotelicomnicon | 240 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 3 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #113 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #160 | Silver Bullet beer | 15 |
| #71 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 248 |
| #859 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #51 | The Necbronomicon | 4 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #122 | ammonite fossil | 49 |
| #29 | angst burger | 405 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1974 | badass belt | 27 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #48 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #253 | corned-beef Reuben | 3 |
| #9 | crate of fish meat | 7 |
| #49 | damp old wallet | 2 |
| #113 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #335 | dusty Crimbo crate | 33 |
| #1183 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #738 | empty agua de vida bottle | 100 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #93 | filthy lucre | 230 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #156 | fudgecule | 15,826 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #413 | heart of the volcano | 17 |
| #93 | jar of squeeze | 9 |
| #676 | jerky coins | 19 |
| #52 | kumquartz | 104 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #154 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #330 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 10 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #281 | pink glowstick | 8 |
| #20 | plastic ingot | 994 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #75 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #659 | really dense meat stack | 9 |
| #52 | red gummi ingot | 660 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #67 | shady shades | 1 |
| #33 | skull capacitor | 3 |
| #1226 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| #109 | sorority brain | 14 |
| #85 | squirming egg sac | 173 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #767 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 16 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #207 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 8 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 5 |
| #219 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #509 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #143 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 4 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #103 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #244 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
| #501 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 4 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #621 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #310 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 6 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #203 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 8 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #112 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 4 |
| #115 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 10 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #118 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| #605 | unstable laser battery | 58 |
| #125 | warbear bearserker mead | 3 |
| #132 | warbear whosit | 1,716 |