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| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
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| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
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| #739 | rogue swarmer | 62 |
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| #705 | sawblade fragment | 59 |
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| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
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| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
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| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
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| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
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| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
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| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
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| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
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| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
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| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #561 | unstable laser battery | 60 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #467 | warm mushroom | 2 |
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