| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #911 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #173 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1503 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1571 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #4 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 12,539 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #625 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #658 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #16 | asshat | 2,263 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1972 | badass belt | 27 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #903 | box of sunshine | 286 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #84 | chef's hat | 173 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #379 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #749 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #9 | flaming juggler's balls | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #70 | green candygram | 11 |
| #539 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #695 | grue egg | 38 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2286 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #740 | iGoogly | 19 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #33 | lavender candygram | 29 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #11 | liar's pants | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #908 | monomolecular yo-yo | 31 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #124 | orange candygram | 7 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1756 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #98 | pink candygram | 8 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #1109 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #1318 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #937 | portable corkscrew | 6 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #931 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #228 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #304 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1069 | rogue swarmer | 50 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #994 | sawblade fragment | 49 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #333 | stick of "gum" | 6 |
| #7819 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #5738 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #5252 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #7012 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5806 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6348 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6329 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #5304 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #4962 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5737 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4901 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #662 | tomato | 22 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1833 | unstable laser battery | 29 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #101 | white candygram | 7 |
| #131 | yellow candygram | 9 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |