| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #909 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #172 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #4 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 12,539 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #17 | asshat | 2,263 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1974 | badass belt | 27 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #899 | box of sunshine | 286 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #84 | chef's hat | 173 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #9 | flaming juggler's balls | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #70 | green candygram | 11 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #690 | grue egg | 38 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #740 | iGoogly | 19 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #33 | lavender candygram | 29 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #11 | liar's pants | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #907 | monomolecular yo-yo | 31 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #123 | orange candygram | 7 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1758 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #98 | pink candygram | 8 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #937 | portable corkscrew | 6 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1069 | rogue swarmer | 50 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #994 | sawblade fragment | 49 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #334 | stick of "gum" | 6 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #661 | tomato | 22 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1834 | unstable laser battery | 29 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #101 | white candygram | 7 |
| #131 | yellow candygram | 9 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |